Best "That's What She Said" Moment

GOOFZ: ''EWW THIS IS SO WET!!''( i was getting on a rollercoaster ride w/ my friend & the seat had a few drops water on it)
GUYFRIEND:''THATS WHAT SHE SAID''

GOOFZ: EWW YOUR NASTY
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Worked out on a golf course this summer on the maintenance staff. One day we were raking bunkers and messing around with one of our buddies, just pushing his buttons and stuff. He was laughing along and wanted the rake, but it was kinda broken and the rubber handle kept coming off, which made it annoying to use. So he says 'ya ya, very funny, now gimme that stick and take the rubber off it!"

lol THATS WHAT SHE SAID, lmao we lost it, so hilarious (see more)

I was sitting in class, and next to me a few boys were passing a pack of gum around.
As the gum was passed along, one guy said "Oh man, that gum smells horrible! Gross!"
Then, a second guy who was already chewing the gum said "Oh, it tastes much better than it smells."

And then I piped in "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

It was fantastic.
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we were on the school bus and my friend is sticking up his middle finger to people in other cars..he sticks up his middle finger to this one guy that sees my friend and gets mad.
My friend looks away and says "Hah! That was the best fingerjob ever!"

Me: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID (see more)

ok, this is wut i heard my math teacher say- "no, you dont stick it in he front, u need to jam it in the back"

WTF WUZ SHE TALKIN ABOUT?!?!?! (see more)

Me and my friends are in woodshop together. We are building house frames. So my friend is cutting wood with the bandsaw when he screws up a little and gets dust all over him. He goes up to another person and asks this. "Can you blow the dust of of my head?" That's when my other friend says THATS WHAT SHE SAID (see more)

My friend, his dad, and I went fishing one summer. While his dad went to buy some worms, me and my friend looked at this guys fishing rod. It was shiny silver and it didn't smell like fish. I went up to the guy and said to him "Where'd you get it". The man answered and let us touch it. After touching it, my friend's dad came back and saw the fishins rod. So he said to the guy "Nice Stick! Mined if Eye take a look at it?" (see more)

I was driving into the city to meet my m8s, I text Jody saying I'll only be like 20mins, he replies ok text me when you're in...I reply "That's what she said." (see more)

so after a test in my APUSH class my teacher hands it back saying, "that was the longest, hardest thing i've ever taken" me being the funny guy i am decided to say 'thats what she said!" i was later sent to the deans on a referal. we laughed it off (see more)

My mom was ordering some kind of shake at ruby tuesdays and when she got it the watter says will that be it and my moms says can i get some more and paused and i guess she forgot what it was called and she just said can i get some more of that white stuff....Ha...HA i said (THAT IS WHAT SHE SAID) and he laughed and shook his head..... (see more)

ok so we were sitting in my marine science II class and my teacher says "get out of there, there's still a dry spot." and i said thats what she said n he just shook his head. haha. (see more)

james:u have aids

conor:no i don't

james:thats what she said
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Spanish teacher writes a really long spanish word on the board and says "Now that's a mouthful!"

That's what she said!!!!
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So this guy i work with was telling me he went to order pizza and the girl workin the register was new. and I guess they have some kind of fingerprint scanner and she wasnt in there and she says to someone else " im gonna need your finger for this" n he says "thats what she said" an then she looks like.. ew an he says "oooh yea... i dont know you... MY BAD! funny though" (see more)

a double team:

someone buys a foot long at Subway, and I said, "hey, are you sure you're going to finish up that footlong?
friend says,".. that's what she said." (see more)

I was doing my chores & was sent to throw out the trash...my friends went along and thrash bin was full so we sent a friend in...I said : "just get on and try to stuff it as hard as you can" & I think u can figure out the rest LOL!!! (see more)

(while at the ice cream truck): "I'll take a big stick..."



THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID (see more)

my friends drinking a juice box while driving and this is our convo (shes white im blac..brown)

her: you guys could have said go roll around in some salt and crawl back into your box. haha...(drinks juice)

Me: omg lol thats so funny thats my new facebook status!

her: *choke, snort, ahh* lol I tried to swallow but there was an air bubble so I choked

me: thats what she said  (see more)

i walked to my locker like i always do & it was just before valentines day & my friend was eating a lollipop & here's wat happens:

me : ew that flavor is gross. why would you eat it?
f: i just like sucking on it
me: thats what she said.

owned. f=friend (see more)

I had just arrived at this girls house so I called her to tell her I was there. So she tells me "ok just come in my backdoor I left it open." (see more)