Hey! im not fat, im just _________

I'm not fat! I'm just obese! ..wait (see more)

I'm not fat I'm just........IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!! CATCH HIM!!! (see more)

Hey! I'm not fat, I'm just in WIDESCREEN format. :D (see more)

I'm not fat! I'm just festively plump! ;D (see more)

soo PHAT and YOU're jealous!!! moohahahaha

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im not fat, im just........ok i am :( (see more)

i'm just wearing a protective shied, to protect my six pack! (see more)

Im not fat im just holding it for my wife!! (see more)

im not fat, im just overly sexy :) (see more)

I'm not fat I'm Fluffy!!!! (see more)

a lil chunky

LOL BS!! im skinny (see more)

I'm not fat...I'm just using my body as a storage compartment for the remote...and lunch...for the next few weeks...that's not nasty...You just gotta wipe it off...hey don't judge me, there are starving kids on the other side of the world that would love to be a fifth my size...maybe a fifth of a fifth...why are you laughing OH BOY 8-O DO YOU HAVE SOME LAFFY TAFFYS!?!? No? Hey guys Taffy run! (see more)

Hey ! I'm not fat , I'm just a life size teddy bear [x (see more)

Hey! im not fat, im just YOUR MOM'S SiZE!
oh wait... ;) (see more)

Hey! Im not fat, Im just... you gonna eat that? (see more)

HEY! IM NOT FAT I JUST BEAT ANOREXIA (see more)

I'm not fat, I'm just collecting chins. (see more)

hey I'm not fat I'm just fluffy :) (see more)

Hey! im not fat, im just horizontally empared. (see more)

I'm not fat, I'm just fluffy! (To quote Gabriel Iglesias) (see more)