Best pick up line

1) I walk by the girl....
Me: Damn! Somethings wrong with my phone.
Girl: Whats wrong with it??
Me: Your numbers not in it ;)

2) Ok, im here. Whats your next 2 wishes? ;) (see more)

1. You remind me of a pokemon. I just wanna picachu!

2.Bond, James Bond.

3.Excuse me, but I think you dropped something. My jaw!

4. Better call the vet cause these PYTHONS are sick! (flex your arms)

5.I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start. :))

6.(Start to poke the girl/guy) Girl/Guy: What are you doing? You: Trying to find a way to your heart! <3

7. Stand still so I can pick you up.

8.Id marry your cat just to get in the family!

9.Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. ;)

10.Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!

baha, ohmygosh.... (see more)

#1: Did you fart? cuz' you blew me away

#2:I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.  (see more)

ME: hey do you kno Mc Jagger

GIRL: NO

ME: me eithe...soou wanna hangout sometime maytell me ya name number lol

GIRL: yesssss (sexy voice)

"its a killer trust me"  (see more)

If I were a squirrel, I would store my nuts in your hole.
Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.
You remind me of Campbell's Soup, You are Ummm Umm Good.
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. (see more)

1.Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
2.Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems
3.I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. (see more)

Are you Fred Flinstone?
'Cause you make my BedRock (see more)

Know how much a polar bear weighs?

.....

Just enough to break the ice, what's your name?
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You.Me.Date? (see more)

Him: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Him: When you fell from Heaven?

If you were a library book I'd check you out.

(It's raining) Damn baby you better get under some shelter, cause sugar melts.

If I could rearrange the alphabets I'd put U and I together.

If you were a booger I'd pick you.

What do you say we try an Australian kiss it's like a French kiss but down under.

him: can i borrow your phone?
her: why
boy: because i promised i'd call my mom when i met the girl of my dreams

him: if i gave u 11 roses and u stood infront of a mirror u would see the 12 most beautiful things in the world

him: ever wonder why you have spaces between ur fingers...
so my fingers can fit there

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Guy:''Hey is that a mirror in your pants??...cause i see my self in them''...


another example;

guy:''Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope''
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I lost my number.......could i hav yours? (see more)

a guy in a bus. seing a hot girl and asks her, if she wants to sleep with him. she says no! .. the guy wants to leave the bus, but the busdriver says: hey! come back! .. do you want to sleep with that hot girl? .. i know that shes every night at 22 o' clock at the graveyard. the guy: ow, thanks, thats great!
so he went there at 22 o' clock and saw that hot girl. he dressed like tom cruise and said: hey girl, want to have fun? she said: yeah! but just take my from da behind, that u cant see my face!
after 5min "fun", the guy laughs and takes off his dress and says: haha i am the guy in the bus! the hot girl takes her clothes off and says: haha i am the bus driver!

## so far, sry for my english xD (see more)

#1 ur like constipation... u take my breath away

#2 Can i take your picture??coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for christmas!!

#3 is your father a terrorist? Coz you're the bomb!

#4 Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary?? because you give meaning to my life.. :D

#5 I'm a bee..can you be my honey??

#6 Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

#7 Did it hurt? She: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

weehh! corny XD hahaha (see more)

hey babe, I lost my nember can i have your's (see more)

are you an official here because you officially gave me a boner

is your last name damson cuz when i saw u i was like damn son (see more)

-Great legs, what time do they open?

-You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

-Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.hhaha

-I'm good at math, U+I=69 lol

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So...do you want to f**k or do I need to apologize? (see more)

Is your name gilette , because your the best a man can get  (see more)