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Best Pick Up Line

What's your best pick up line?


total challengers: 4   
1st
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A TRUE STORY

Kat "Hi sir home can I help you today"

Old Guy "WOW"

Kat " I am sorry sir, can I get you something"

Old Guy " YOU HAVE NEW HOLLAND BLUE EYES"

Kat "Um thank you sir"

(not knowing what "New Holland" is or why he think that Holland the country's colour is just blue when clearly it is red.white and blue)

Old Man happy with himself buys his coffee and leaves me a the rest of a 10$ for a tip (coffee cost 1.45$)

Kat goes home and looks up what "New Holland" is and finds out that this guy just referenced my eyes to a TRACTOR!! :?  (see more)
 
KatherineD
RATING: 3.8  VIEWS: 32  VOTES: 4

 

2nd
Are you into casual sex, or should i dress up? (see more)
 
MasterBailey10
RATING: 3.7  VIEWS: 31  VOTES: 3

 

3rd
Did you fart...


...because you blew me away ;) (see more)
 
dtapost
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 36  VOTES: 4

 

4th
Hi there, I'm Batman (see more)
 
GoGoFight
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 33  VOTES: 2





Comments

MasterBailey10
MasterBailey10 all-american
over 2 years ago
re: true story!!
Haha, nice!
KatherineD
KatherineD all-star
over 2 years ago
re: true story!!
lol - thank you - I just read it again apparently I can't spell!! lol - sorry!!! I almost fell on the floor lol when I read on line what "new holland" is!!!
valentine
valentine all-IBY
over 2 years ago
re: true story!!
lol nice 5
 
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