Craziest REAL homework excuse

TEACHER: "Why didnt you do your homework david"

David" B#tch!!!cuz i didnt want to...no go get me a sanmich from the cafeteria"

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Ahhh yess now about that homework assignment!! How about Mr. Washington settle this deal. No? Ok then meet Mr. Washington's ($1) brother Mr. Lincoln($5)!!!! No? Well then tell your wife to give me Mr. Washington and Lincoln back to me for last night! (see more)

my house was on fire and it burned up my dog while he was eating it (see more)

"I didn't didn't do my homework." (ah, don't you just love double negatives? lol!) (see more)

Sorry I was running low on money this month i had to use my homework as toilet paper. (see more)

i was doing my homework and the fish thought it was food and jumped out of the tank soaking it aww. i couldnt see it1 (see more)

I forgot to do it. Thats the only excuse. (see more)

Well i wouldve done my homework but my parents got in a crash, i wouldve but the sadness from this made me tear all over my paper, i could not redo my homework from weak energy so here i am without homework (see more)

PE Teacher:"Why aren't you dressed for PE?"
Kid:"Well...I'm not wearing any underwear." (see more)

my mom couldnt afford the light bill this month so they cut us off, i used a candle like i was told but ended up knockin it over n settin my room on fire...how bout i bring it in monday (see more)

I was in the Hospital, and my lung collapsed.

I would try to do it, but there is a tube sticking of my ribs. (see more)

what do you mean its not there? i handed it to (classmate) a while ago, didn't he give it to you? it was 4 pages long! (see more)

I was building a example for my science class and changing my son, i had to get his wipes and when i came back he was trying to fit his diaper with poo on my nicely built structure. Needless to say it was pretty funny. I got F haha (see more)

OOPS, I handed it in to another Teacher...do you want me to go get it? lol (see more)

My sister ate my homework, so i shot her and i had to go to her funeral the day my homework was due.

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Well... You can ask the bullys for it! It has my name on it. lol (see more)

i forgot it at home may i bring tomorrow? (see more)

just yesterday I was doing my homework and finised.Now you see I dont have have.Well thats because a gangster wanted it because he didnt do it.so if you find anyone with the homework with my name its mine.lol (see more)

I had to goto immigrations office because there was a problem with my visa and I you know how hectic it is over there!

Sorry. (see more)

I have my homework my friend turned it in for me it just happens to have his name on it. (see more)