Beer Quotes

"People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot." (see more)

Beer, its whats for dinner...

Beer = MC^2...

Chuck Norris killed a beer, and it still lived... (see more)

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
-Dave Barry (see more)

"Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink."
-W.C. Fields (see more)