Longest sentence with no "A"

He remembered the evening he spoke those momentous words to her, so softly, while the quiet nestled in the trees like the densest fog; his every deep unspoken thought kept fiercely to his core, without the slightest tinge of ill-will despite her pitiless indifference to everything he’d struggled so intrepidly to subsume, without sense of repercussion or benefit… such thoughts consuming his every conscious move. (see more)

Considering the derision which most writers feel over ridiculously long sentences, I evidence little surprise in observing the low level of submissions for this competition which, if I must be generous, could be simply met by the obvious method of just listing the infinite numbers which do not include the forbidden letter determined by the first-poster of this contest, who seemingly plucked it out of the ether, little considering the true repercussions of the difficulty to be experienced by those who choose to respond with their best efforts, whereby they must, perforce, spend much time in front of their computers (or, for old school types, with pen or pencil) considering thoughtfully how they might word their submission in the nebulous hope of climbing to the top of something which is, from my perspective, of little import but still invites entries from those who would otherwise find their time being filled with unfulfilling thoughts of things not useful or of benefit in true self-development, illusions of l (see more)

““There could be different things lurking in front, next to, behind, or even under your bed, Melvin shouted when he jogged into the middle of the street-Melvin used to be one of those people who would pull numbers of tricks on every single on of his friends, not to mention sick one of his hugh old, grumpy pibulls on them; which people obviously did not like very much, well besides his"GIRLISH-looks" including those incredibly cruely-useless jokes set by them, he did enjoy sitting down on his little poke'mon bed, munching on tons of cheesy covered pretzels,deciding whether or not the SpongeBob movie would be one of his most newly stalked interests, weirdly it surely did not turn out to be how he'd liked, Melvin possesed one other problem, one problem in which he would love to conquer,he only thought of one thing every-single morning, he would think of the mobs of neighborhood bullies who would knock him down every morning on his jog to school,he got himself into trouble with those jokes”” (see more)

Theres this little yellow brownish kitten running in the fields of lilies, It likes to be by itself even though it didn't know where its sister or its brother is, well i guess hes just jolly being lonely, im sure i wouldn't be to jolly without my brother or sister, so you must know how to cherish your life people, love your loved ones, love your mother, love your pops, love your bro, dont forget your sister cuz' life is short, you need to live it well.
THE END! (see more)

If someone tells you to pick one number from one to eighty two, you SHOULD choose one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty one, twenty two, twenty three, twenty four, twenty five, twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eight, twenty nine, thirty, thirty one, thirty two, thirty three, thirty four, thirty five, thirty six, thirty seven, thirty eight, thirty nine, forty, forty one, forty two, forty three, forty four, forty five, forty six, forty seven, forty eight, forty nine, fifty, fifty one, fifty two, fifty three, fifty four, fifty five, fifty six, fifty seven, fifty eight, fifty nine, sixty, sixty one, sixty two, sixty three, sixty four, sixty five, sixty six, sixty seven, sixty eight, sixty nine, seventy, seventy one, seventy two, seventy three, seventy four, seventy five, seventy six, seventy seven, seventy eight, seventy nine, eighty, eighty one, or eighty two!! (see more)

I find it incredibly difficult to write whole sentences without using one of the most prominent letters in existence, mostly due to the genuineness of its' influence on quite entirely, most words.  (see more)

Keepin' it simple...this will hit your temple...with such force...its possible for you too bleed from your eyes...for when this is done...every single peer will be enlisting in my professing session...for sure I be just telling the good...from the worst...this is sick I might go on forever...free styling then mesmerizing the binding of vowels with verbs...couldn't even stop me if you wanted...so I will end it like this...i just dropped this sixteen to represent the most powerful use of the mind...so don't let it go to the dumpster...cherish it with loving by studying with books of ethics plus virtues then schooling those who deny its powers!  (see more)

suffered one or two pinches from the senior citizens who sit next to me, hell, I've even suffered from being bitten by one of them, those silly swindlers looking to bother young people like myself, just let me be, but this is besides the point, bring our old priest home, this is my mother's doing, good going mother!

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There were three little cute pigs rolling in the mud,One jumped so high,the other pigs jumped to see if he is flying,so when they went up,the little cute pigs found the one pig going down yelling:See you on the ground suckers! (see more)

I know she thinks I like her. I dont know how to tell her I'm involved with someone now. If it were some other time, I would be willing to try things, but the time isn't right. Of course when things go wrong I will think of this opportunity, knowing the choice I select right now could very well return to bite me in the behind. Hindsight is 20/20, but just for the moment, I would like to think my decision to be true to her will be fruitful, resulting in knowing she loves me. (see more)

I reflected for hours on the possibilities this competition could bring then subsequent to perusing the entries decided on the conclusion of people seem to possess excessive time not known to the common person with note to the truth of the common person being interested in events conveying more connection to their life with which will help them further develop whilst exploring the wonderful world of the Internet their life job plus community skills however this truth will only be chief to the people who do not contribute to websites like this one though I must include the verity of I too contribute to this website which would group me with you, but the extent to which I comprehend the foolish stupid thoughtless yet so incredibly wonderful website like this to be time consuming while slowly lowering my intelligence level while heightening my level of competitiveness distinguishes me from the rest of you who do not comprehend this simple yet sometimes difficult to see inconvenient truth. (see more)

(If under 18 stop here, this story involves sex stuff) the prelude to the story: it’s 1999 (I’m 13) when two girls tell me they would like to hook-up, which I obviously RSVP’d “YES!!!” (no, this is not my first threesome story): so on Fri there were my friends over my house (supervised by my mom) when one of the girls tells me too meet her in the restroom (obviously I follow her) where we begin to hook-up while I sit on the toilet (yes, this is my first), but of course interruptions would soon follow (including my sister!), but when we exit there is “other girl” just in time for see us, she yelled “OMG did you just (insert specifics here)” which “the girl” response is to turn while blushing (obvious, no?) so “other girl” enjoys the rest of her night telling everyone, so when I got to school on Mon everyone (seriously, everyone) knew; the school found this for grounds to phone home to inform them of “the event” despite my mom being home (though she didn’t know before), good time (see more)

I, like my friends, enjoy yummy, cold lollipops, which come in lemon, lime, cheese, or other weird ones, but the one I most like in the one I listed previously, which is lemon. (see more)

If someone tells you to pick one number from one to eighty two, you can choose one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty one, twenty two, twenty three, twenty four, twenty five, twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eight, twenty nine, thirty, thirty one, thirty two, thirty three, thirty four, thirty five, thirty six, thirty seven, thirty eight, thirty nine, forty, forty one, forty two, forty three, forty four, forty five, forty six, forty seven, forty eight, forty nine, fifty, fifty one, fifty two, fifty three, fifty four, fifty five, fifty six, fifty seven, fifty eight, fifty nine, sixty, sixty one, sixty two, sixty three, sixty four, sixty five, sixty six, sixty seven, sixty eight, sixty nine, seventy, seventy one, seventy two, seventy three, seventy four, seventy five, seventy six, seventy seven, seventy eight, seventy nine, eighty, eighty one, or eighty two!! (see more)

if you understnd wht is written here,
then i guess, tht you dont need more
letters thn you should,for our minds
do not r ed the letters individu lly,
but the WHOLE word,you only need the
FIRST,the LAST, letter of the word,
to understand the whole word!...... (see more)

ok so i met these people who i just i've just met in the store most people title "wolly-world", but it turns out, they thought they were in this huge store (which is down in the lower section of mississippi, where most of the extremly cool people reside) they like to title "mollie's wonderful world of extremly long titled toys" who own titles such like the following: The ginormous rolling terd, The stop-light which couldnt light, the bouncy sphere, LEGGO_MY_EGGO pretend pancake mix (eggs not included), rock'em sock'em robots (does not include cool punching sounds), the big money counter, finishing with... This book entitled "THE LONGEST SENTENCE IN THE WORLD WHICH DOESNT INCLUDE A LETTER WE WONT MENTION SINCE WE"RE NOT SUPPOSED TO MENTION IT IN THIS BOOK". (see more)

hey guys this is seriously wut went down the other night when i went to mexico with my dudes + girls, with john's truck(he didn't even get it registered) but well get there soon)where wuz I, oh right, in the truck with like 6 people in the trucks back, + we get pulled over by some chubby queer cop who thinks hes so big + "in control" cuz hes in his little uniform, but he's not even close , + hes like let me see your license, so i show him and hes like where you kids goin snotty like too, but i didnt mind cuz in like one hour we'd be chillin in some pub in mexico w/ some bud-light,but then he got even worse like when he told us to get out of the truck becuz he thought we were drunk + he forced us to like do sobriety tests + blood work even though he knew we weren't drunk, he wuz just stupid, but when we were done with the tests hes like ohhh + this vehicle isnt registered so we just punched him + did some serious beet downs in the street + went to mexico. seriously wut went down  (see more)

This sentence does not posess the letter which is the first one in the english set of letters. (see more)

So my mom got the priest to confess he previously took too much of the church wine behind closed doors, which in turn presented him with the drinking problem he is currently entwined with, hence the new priest in which none of us seem to know much of every time we go to church now, I wonder if our old priest is still fighting the long difficult problem of wine drinking, should I ring him or offer my help in some form or should I let it run it's course over due time, but if he loses the fight, we might get stuck with this incompitent priest we currently listen to now, I would not enjoy it very much, I found good old drunky much more fun, pls. return to our church once more, we miss your quirky jokes plus your short surmons, you frequently went directly to the point which interested us so much, everyone pls. sign this petition to boycott the new priest, he sucks plus he's boring, I end up sleeping in church which is frowned upon by the elders, which you know is very high in numbers there, I won't deny I've suff (see more)

The most nerve tingling thing in developing a sentence with no "first letter of the english tounge" is you can not use words like the word that defines the very United country I live in, or the popular get together spot for teens over the weekends which uses two nouns combined, one type of fruit, the other is your common stinging inset; the food there is quite good, could be the best in the region of this town but with out that "first letter of the english tounge" there would be no "consuming good in the neighborhood" but just old style burgers with fries  (see more)