Longest sentence with no "A"

Once upon a time... CURSES! (see more)

More people in this town consume cooked junk with mushrooms, pepperoni, onion, cheese, cucumber, pickles, ketchup, spices, dressing, plus swiss cheese on the side which is so good then i consume nine hundred thirty eight billion, seven hundred twenty seven million, nine hundred fifty five pieces which when i consume them i just jump on the couch seven billion nine hundred million times! (see more)

to tell you the truth, my english is too rusty to do this kind of things (not only slightly rusty, I believe I do not use the proper words or other stuff), so most likely you will not get only one of my weird thoughts, though I think there might be the slight possibility of getting selected with the little mousepointer on your screen since I did not produce the longest sentence with the forbidden letter, but piffled such huge shit together which you possibly find diverting for your short visit in the big world wide web, which will definitely be my home for the next two weeks or even the upcoming month, if my live should turn out to be the shit I expect it to become.  (see more)

I never knew it would be possible to be so elusive, so discreet, so utterly invisible to someone who stood only but five or six feet from me for, it seemed, like forever, like eternity, like, oh how would you put it, eons if you will, or would, or could, if it is possible to put incredibly long lost moments in time into simplistic terms understood by modern teens who exist outside of the bounds of society. (see more)