Funniest Way to Say You'd Hit That

I didn't have anything good for this so I just looked it up on the Urban Dictionary and found this really lame definition of a guy who respects a girl vs. a guy who'd HIT THAT SHIZZNIT!:

#3. Definition:
I'll have sex with her but I'll be damned if I respect her.
Guy #1: "Man, she's sexy and from what I've heard smart too! I'd like to take her out, embark on a loving long term relationship, and maybe one day, when my words can no longer express how I feel, make beautiful love to her."
Guy #2: "I'd hit it, but if she tries to talk to me after I'll change my number."

Pretty much that's how it goes yo'! (see more)

I'd slam that shit like, WHAT THE FUCK! (see more)

On rare occasions female riders take s*** from the guys. Pulled up on my bike at a gas station once where a bunch of Harley dudes were already there. One of the the guys asked if I wanted to "twist his throttle," and they all got a chuckle out of that. So I said, "no thanks, but you can be MY bi**h," which got me my own hoots and howls. In motorcycle speak, riding bi**h just means riding passenger. It's not meant to be malicious or demeaning for ladies, but it's often unflattering or demasculating (if they're macho) for guys. (see more)

'Dude I'd hit that so hard, if you pulled me out you'd be the king of England'

When I first heard that said I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe, I was in tears :p (see more)

haha, it just sounds WRONG but descriptive (see more)

...and it made me chuckle:
"I'd switch teams for that!" It was a girl complimenting another girl on her bikini bod. Not sure u'd ever hear a guy compliment another guy that way! :-) (see more)

Tap That (see more)

Guy 1: I'd hit it
Guy 2: I'd smack it
Guy 3: I'd tap it...
(guy 1 and 2 look at guy 3 confused)
Guy 3: uhmm...then smack it all over the floor!!! (see more)

Ehh I'd try it out! (see more)

The things I'd do to that would be illegal is 35 out of 50 states!!! LOL (see more)

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if u wanna know what that means write to me and rate me i'll tel you what it means (see more)

This boy, Matt, and girl, Crystal were arguing in my chemistry class, but everyone knows matt likes crystal. So when she huffs off over to me. She tells me "i'd totally hit that." I raised my eyebrows. "with my car." I guess he just needs to try harder.  (see more)