Most Awkward Parents

My mom (I might as well say right now is a raging alcoholic) was answering the door for my date with my first girlfriend, and then puked all over her. I was mortified. I helped her clean off her pants and shoes, but then she decided to end the date and go home. It was so traumatic and I have hated her, ever since! How Sad! (see more)

When I was 17 I was dating a 23 yr old, which my parents knew about and obviously had realised I was doing more than just holding hands with the guy, (he had a bit of a rep too) even though they are the most prudish people I know and we do not talk about or mention sex ever in my house. Anyways, the night after I'd been at my boyfriends' I was driving home from shopping with my dad but asked him to hurry because I thought I was starting 'my time'. When I got home I realised I wasn't, and told dad he hadn't needed to rush after all. He then said to me "Oh you just partied a little too hard last night huh?" Oh my God that was the most awkwardest moment ever. I was so embarrassed. I still cringe when I think about it. (see more)

My mom caught me watching porn when I was 13. She's kinda prudish. (see more)