Wedding Crashers Movie Quotes

"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me." (see more)

John Beckwith: Don't waste your time on girls with hats. They're all very prim and proper.

Jeremy Klein: Yeah? Well, little miss prim and proper just eye-fucked the shit out of me. (see more)

Chazz Reinhold: I almost nunchucked you, you don't even realize!  (see more)

"Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye."
-Jeremy Grey (see more)

As Owen Wilson is talking to his friend Will Ferrell he is asked if he wants something to eat

Owen says no but Will Ferrell asks his mom for some meat loaf

Later on after not receiving the meatloaf he yells

"Mom get the fucking meatloaf!!" (see more)

Todd Cleary: Death, you are my bitch lover!
Secretary Cleary: Todd, that's good! Tell that mean ocean!  (see more)

*Just as John (Owen Wilson) is standing, waiting for Chazz (Will Ferrel) to walk forward from the dark shadow*

Chazz: What the FUCK do you want?

Then a minute later there talking all happy xD (see more)

Owen Wilson says to random chic: "you know they say we only use 10% of brains, well, i think we only use 10% of our hearts......

Dopest line in the movie (see more)

Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!  (see more)

They look pretty good are they real?, they built for speed or for comfort? what did you do with them? you do the motor boat? pthhhhpppthhh lmao<a href="http://photobucket.com/images/wedding%20crashers%20motorboat" target="_blank"><img src="http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn18/hdizawg1/TheMotorboat.gif" border="0" alt="wedding crashers motorboat Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a> (see more)

its not how you can hit its how you take one (see more)