_____ is like sex. . .

Playing guitar is like sex... The more you practice with your fingers the better you get. Some people can play with their mouths, others can't, The louder it is, the more fun it is! If you play with a bunch of different guitars, you will get a disease. . . Oh wait, that doesn't work. . . There are many guitars out there, you have to find the one that is perfect for you, then create a masterpiece. If you play too long, by yourself too long, your fingers will fall off. Pressing harder doesn't necessarily make it sound better. It's about precision and performance. You start out slow and get faster. If your fingers are bleeding you shouldn't play.  (see more)

Light Beer is like Sex in a canoe... because is F*cking close to water (see more)

Carpentry is like sex.

I'm never exactly sure if I'm doing it right, and someone usually ends up bloody. (see more)

A lawn is like sex:

if you dont mow it once a week your neighbor gets mad,

if someone from town throws something in your lawn without permission you get angry,

and if the front of your house has a nice face, people pay to mow your lawn (see more)

eating is like sex, the last part is wat satisfyies the most. :)  (see more)

Fire is like sex!! ITS HOT xD (see more)

sex is like math. you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you dont multiply (see more)

a girl is like a fridge once a month you should stock it (see more)

you have to get her hot before you stick the meat in! Hyuck Hyuck Huyck (see more)