What would you do if a Robber came to your house?

This is really weird because my house was robbed a month ago. I walked in from my garage and I saw the mess inside the house. Then I ran back into the garage and picked up a shovel. I ran into the house to go beat someone down. But then I thought about it for a second and ran back outside and called the police. That may be whimpy, but it is different when you are really in the situation. (see more)

I'd give them my sister jkjk :) (see more)

I would use my cat like reflexes and kick him in the cajones (tiny little balls) and while he is rolled up on the floor trying to pull his balls out of his lower intestine, I would call the cops. ... I guess Id kick him once in the face for good measure as well. (see more)

Okay first of all we don't have a gun in our house. So, what I would do, if he was a robber, while he is stealing something, i'd sneak into my garage and get my 8- 15 foot palm tree cutter. It's a huge giant pole with a 2 foot long blade at the end. I would sneak up on him as quiet as possible, and hack that sucka' at him till he falls!I would then retrive my stuff and call 911. (see more)

If someone robbed my house I would probably shoot them if I had a gun or something. But my brother is a cop so I'm lucky. And if any of my neighbors got robbed the would shoot them too, cause were rednecks. (see more)

i'd slap him with my burrito (see more)

i shoot the fucker!!!
and i scream ,viva la revolucion!!! (see more)

i'd offer all of our furniture lmao jk

hmm... i'd hit his head wih a pan, seriously, i'd do that!  (see more)

I would call Chuck Norris, Duh! (see more)

i would hide my closet n call 911 and wait for the police so that it =) (see more)

.::_if it was a guy, i'd scream really loud and run over and kick him in his "area". if it was a girl, then bitch it's on! rofl!

I'm serious(:<_::. (see more)

id sneak to my my kitchen nd get 2 big knives nd cut him up.i mite let him live nd suffer in jail.i mite murder him.idk (see more)

I dont collect weapons nor do my parents have any, so i would sneak either into my room to get my swiss army knife(less likely)or sneak into the kitchen and grab a steak knife(more likely) and make him drop the stuff and sit on the couch while i called 911.Or if he had a gun i would use my powerful skills in the art of ninjaing(is that a word)and take the gun before he realized i even moved and then i'd bussa cap in his ass. Then id call the cops. (see more)