What not to say to your boss

Fuck you....
You're Fucked
Fucking whore
Fucking Bitch
basically anything with the word FUCK in it. (see more)

I have a few!

-WIll you fire me?

-You suck at your job! Can I have it?

-Why do you tell me what to do, isn't that what parents are for?

-You have spinich in your teeth.

-And I wondered why you are never employee of the month!

-Work, Work, Work, do you ever talk about anything else?

-You need a slim fast, heres a coupon!

-Dude, I need a one way ticket to the fire. (see more)

You should join Jenny Craig! It looks like you could lose a few pounds... (see more)