jishjosh delivers a beatdown! jishjosh
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I'M A STAR, HOW COULD I NOT SHINE?! **READ RULES**

You're a diva/divo (haha) and on tour, what ridiculous things would you demand to be set up for you in your dressing room. The most ridiculous wins, HAVE FUN & be creative. Remember: when you're a rockstar, the sky's the limit ;D


total challengers: 8   
1st
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A GROUP OF STRIPPERS, A CASE OF CONDOMS, A PERSONALIZED PHOTO OF UPROOTED AND A DIET COKE. (see more)
 
jishjosh
RATING: 4.3  VIEWS: 134  VOTES: 15

 

2nd
Listen up team..this is what I want and I want it NOW!
Jelly Bear - Get me a bowl full of Green Peanut m&ms... and some dark chocolate rasberry tarts and some Fiji Water, it better be cold but it better not be to cold..or else!
JenFabulous - go find something funny and laugh.
NenaStar_baby - You better have my outfit picked out by the time I get there..and make sure its clean this time.
JishJosh- GET THOSE DAMN PENGUINS OUT OF HERE!

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UpRooted
RATING: 4.1  VIEWS: 71  VOTES: 4

 

3rd
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In no particular order:
Chris Brown must be naked, ready and waiting for me everytime I go in my room. My room must be decorated w/ shades of white and purple. I must have all M&M's separated by colors in different bowls. All strawberries must be removed from the city 5 days prior to my arrival - bc the fact that I am allergic. I must have a Nintendo Wii set up on a big projection screen w/ all my fav games and accessories. ONLY star lilies are allowed. Only VOSS water, Hennessy paradis & coke will touch these lips. I want sushi straight from Japan, Pasta straight from Italy, Chinese food from China, etc. - it depends on what mood I'm in. (see more)
 
NenaStar_baby
RATING: 4.0  VIEWS: 155  VOTES: 12

 

4th
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I need my hairstylist and make-up artist at my beck and call, UpRooted needs to be ready with the massage oil (LMAO), gots to have me some Tempurpedic slippers, and my drinks need to have them umbrella thingies, my room needs to be at 69 degrees at all times LOL, and I better have a bed made of feathers with silk sheets *snaps* (see more)
 
JENFABULOUS
RATING: 4.0  VIEWS: 123  VOTES: 12

 

5th
My dressing room will have to be sectioned into 4 different suites.
In the first, there will be a kitchen with a table for 3. I want a Cheescake Factory chef and the cook from Roscoe's on hand at all times.
In the second, there will be a multi-media lounge area. I want a Mac and a PC with military-grade wireless internet plus a 50" HD plasma screen being fed by Direct TV.
The third will be my dressing/resting area complete with 5 random issues of Playboy from the mid-90s and 10 random copies of Rolling Stone from the late-60s.
The fourth will be a master bathroom complete with a jacuzzi tub and staffed by 4 women who will serve as my Royal Bathers. 1 from Brazil. 1 from India. 1 from Tanzania. 1 from Puerto Rico.  (see more)
 
the_capital_t
RATING: 4.0  VIEWS: 35  VOTES: 5

 

6th
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A pool filled with jello
and case of Jagermeister :)
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dvyntwoman
RATING: 3.9  VIEWS: 51  VOTES: 4

 

7th
(no sort of order)
I want premium field club seats to every San Francisco Giants game. All my shirts must be arranged by team/topic (Star Wars, Hawai'i Football, SF Giants, etc.). One wall of my entertainment room must have four 65 inch HDTVs, one will be showing ESPN News all the time, another the SF Giants, one on CSTV, and the other on NFL Network. The other wall in that room will be another 65 inch TV with surround sound, hooked up to a PS3 and Wii complete with Guitar Hero 3, GH Aerosmith and Rock Band. I want a full weight room with a wrestling mat and heater. There will be a 4 lane bowling alley complete with ball return, pin resetters, and score displays. One room will be solely dedicated to all my sports memorabilia, autographs, etc. That room will have a full bar, pool table, a projection system that displays on the wall, and my #4 jersey framed and hung on the wall, next to my trophies and medals. Peanuts and fish can't come within a 50 mile radius of me because allergic. (see more)
 
Robster
RATING: 3.9  VIEWS: 34  VOTES: 4

 

8th
i must have a case of miller lite displayed on a shelf, labels facing outward. i must also have a bottle of tequila and a 12 pack of mountain dews, cold.
i also need someone on hand to mix my chocolate milk, before i will drink it, it must be mixed thoroughly and placed in the freezer for 5 minutes. if i catch ice in it, you're fired.
i must also have a cat groomer on call, as my kitty likes to be groomed on a regular basis.
i believe this will be a good start, hop to it. (see more)
 
winkadoodle
RATING: 3.8  VIEWS: 31  VOTES: 3





Comments

jelly_jan
jelly_jan all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: MY DEMANDS
lmao
UpRooted
UpRooted legend
over 3 years ago
re: My Demands!
LAUGH HARDER DAMNIT!!!
JENFABULOUS
JENFABULOUS all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: My Demands!
What are you whole first naming me for Ryan UpRooted Whatever-Your-Last-Name is?! You get my lotion and then I'll laugh for you! LOL OMG I'm laughing while I'm typing this haha >_<
UpRooted
UpRooted legend
over 3 years ago
re: My Demands!
I dont hear you laughing yet! Listen JENZEL! when I say NOW I dont mean later I MEAN NOW!!!!!
JENFABULOUS
JENFABULOUS all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: My Demands!
NO get me my lotion!!!!!!!!!
UpRooted
UpRooted legend
over 3 years ago
re: My Demands!
JUST DO IT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!
JENFABULOUS
JENFABULOUS all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: My Demands!
Why would you want to cause me pain? =(
UpRooted
UpRooted legend
over 3 years ago
re: My Demands!
Soooooo...whats your point?
JENFABULOUS
JENFABULOUS all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: My Demands!
Don't stop? But my cheeks will hurt LOL
UpRooted
UpRooted legend
over 3 years ago
re: My Demands!
lol and dont stop!
JENFABULOUS
JENFABULOUS all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: My Demands!
LOL go find something funny and laugh? OKIE right away master hehehe
dvyntwoman
dvyntwoman all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: WTF not?
wahoooo come on over :)
maryfrances
maryfrances franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Diva Jen's Demands
lolz can i cheat on ur list!!! 5 ups
maryfrances
maryfrances franchise
over 3 years ago
re: MY DEMANDS
lolz! funny!!!
Ckboy
Ckboy HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: WTF not?
OMGeezy... im going to your dressing room lolz!
kennethmorris
kennethmorris all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: wink's demands
eeeewwwwwwwww ok no kitty grooming for me
winkadoodle
winkadoodle legend
over 3 years ago
re: wink's demands
my kitty is a boy, you perv...his name is big pete lol
kennethmorris
kennethmorris all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: wink's demands
i'll groom your "kitty"--jk
NenaStar_baby
over 3 years ago
re: NENA'S DEMANDS...
hahah ;X
YungmercandFranky
over 3 years ago
re: NENA'S DEMANDS...
Lmfao. I am Chris brown. dont you see my pictures? xD hahaha
sweet_cheeks_willie
over 3 years ago
re: MY DEMANDS
LMFAO =)
NenaStar_baby
over 3 years ago
re: NENA'S DEMANDS...
haha thanks for the iby ;D
NenaStar_baby
over 3 years ago
re: NENA'S DEMANDS...
HAHA hey, the sky's the limit, eh?! LOL ;x
less_is_more
less_is_more franchise
over 3 years ago
re: NENA'S DEMANDS...
geez... picky much? lol jk 5+ :]
terecart
terecart all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Diva Jen's Demands
LMAO 69 degrees at all times ;P
 
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IBY Awards (13)

“LMFAO! hilarious!”
— AbbeyMagpoc awarded My Demands!
over 3 years ago
“LOLZ nice! ”
— Ckboy awarded MY DEMANDS
over 3 years ago
“me, kitty groomer.....haha”
— kennethmorris awarded wink's demands
over 3 years ago