Simpsons Quotes: Best Simpsons Quotes

Homer: Hey! How come my pay is so low? ... Bear patrol tax! This is an outrage! It's the biggest tax increase in history!
Lisa: Actually, Dad, it's the smallest tax increase in history.
Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.
Lisa: That's home-owner-tax.
Homer: Well, anyway, I'm still outraged.

Best quote ever! (see more)

D'oh!
[I think you can find it in this Oxford-Word-Book-Thing now as well] (see more)

don't have a cow man  (see more)

Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?  (see more)

" Me fail english? thats unpossible! " (see more)

Homer Simpson pretending to be Mr. Burns:

"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

"Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name."

"I don't know." (see more)

"Woohoo, I'm a College Man... I wont need my Highschool Diploma anymore..." (burning the Diploma)
(then singing)
"I AM SO SMART, I AM SO SMART..
S-M-R-T... I mean ... S-M-A-R-T!"
lol (see more)

Operator! Give me the number for 911!
omer simpson (see more)

Dear Mr. President:
There are too many states nowadays...please eliminate three. PS I'm not a crackpot -Grampa Abe Simpson (see more)

Bart Shakes Beer
Homer- Ooo! Beer
Bart- April Fo
KA-BOOM (see more)

Homer: "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." (see more)

Laif In Discko ;ALCATRAZ:
................Dj.BONITO (see more)

Ah,good oi' trustworthy beer,my love for you will never die-Hormer Simpson (see more)