What is the lamest pick up line you ever heard?

you must be tired cuz you've been running through my head all day (see more)

Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice that you've been undressing me with your eyes all night, so I thought I would introduce myself to break the sexual tension... (see more)

Cuz Yo Body Sure is Kickin'

lmao (see more)

If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me? (see more)

My lips hurt, will you make them better? (see more)

Hi, my name is heaven would you like to come? (see more)

I lost my number, can I have yours? (see more)

I like your dress, it would look great on my floor. (see more)

This dude I was standing next to at the bar had this....uh...."un-attractive" girl come up to him. She then asked him how long he was in town for, and obviously uncomfortable and uninterested, he replied "not long." She then asked, without even taking a breath......


"LONG ENOUGH TO F**K?!"


No joke. Happened last weekend. (see more)

Hey there, my names Doug, that's God spelt backwards with a little bit of "u" wrapped up in it ;) (see more)

hey i'm a wrestler, let me take you down (see more)

WHat do you say we go to my room and do some math.Add a bed, subract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply. (see more)

hey girl you look lonely mine if i keep you company i'm lonely myself but anxious to meet someone specila like you  (see more)

i must be in heaven because i see an angel (see more)