Funny Ways to Say No

" i have to clean the refrigerator ... " -_-;;

"Really? How about after that? I can wait .. "

"Hmmm .. uhm .. no!" (see more)

I have an appointment with social services to adopt my teacup pig .. ^_^ (see more)

I´d really love to have that piece of candy you got in your car.
But Mommy told me not to talk to strangers.  (see more)

When someone asks me something (More of something stupid), I'll say, "UHHHHHHHH NO!" (see more)

hey could you help me?

im late for sex. (see more)

"Me no understand english sorry no"

Very useful when traveling and you have aggressive strangers coming on at you. (see more)

1. I never go out on days that end in "Y."
2. The man on television told me to say tuned!
3. I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
4.. I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
5. I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
6. I'm too old/young for that stuff.
7.I prefer to remain an enigma.
8. I'm very busy at the moment. Perhaps someone else can help you. If not, I'll have time later in the week to help you out."
9. The President said he might drop in.
10. 2.I’ve dedicated my life to linguini. (see more)

- Cough And In The Middle Say No!!!
*cough* No *cough*
- I'll Think About it
- Say AWWW!!! Hell No!!!
- Mabey Later
-Say "When Pigs Fly"
- Nah Im Okay
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hey do u want to come to my house hmmmmm well yeeeeee no (see more)

you would ask a question and here is the list of responses that mean no that u may recive :)

....Does a bear shit in the air
....is Amy Winehouse sexy
....is michael jacksons nose attached
....no way jose
.....absafrigginlutly not
.......fu**K no
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Is the Hell frozen over?
Then absolutely "Yes"!

If not... well.. nope! (see more)

This annoying girl asks you if you want to hang out, and you DON'T want to, so you say:
"I have this thing, with this person, and this place later, so yeah, I can't make it." :p (see more)

If you just laugh like a total maniac and start throwing your head around and flailing your arms, people tend to back away slowly and leave you alone... (see more)

I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes. (see more)