Things your parents tell you [READ!]

My mom use to tell me that if i dont eat m vegetables green men would come out of my closet for me wen i was sleepin and yes i use to actually believ dat!!!!lol (see more)

"if you keep making that face it will freeze like that...!"
i guess they were right b/c i STILL make those faces... (see more)

Don't eat watermelon seeds or watermelons are going to grow in your stomach. (see more)

Before this my Grandpa had to have his foot amputated just to let you know


But when I was little my mom told me not to pick my scabs because if I did the skin was going to go to the bone and when it did they would have to cut off my leg or arm or whatever and she said that is why happened to my Grandpa

I believed her for the longest time I was so scared. (see more)

MOM-YOU WANT YOUR FATHER DEAD? DATE A BLACK GIRL AND GET HER PREGNANT TOO.YOUR FATHERS HEARTH WONT RESIST. (see more)