The worst pickup lines

if there was nothing in the world, you would be my nothing (see more)

Is your father a terroist cause you sure are the bomb (see more)

Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it. (see more)

B:hey! r u desperate like me?
G:*gasp* y yes I am
B: ok den!
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y i guess it's not so bad n e more! (see more)

If you were a booger I would pick you first. (see more)

is it hot in here or is it just u (see more)