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If I were Jessica Alba, I would_____

What you would do if you were her


total challengers: 15   
1st
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well if i were Jessica Alba i would KICK the assez of the people on iby who won't STOP MAKING JESSICA ALBA COMPETITIONS!!! (see more)
 
gruian
RATING: 3.9  VIEWS: 335  VOTES: 17

 

2nd
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continue to use my celebrity in a positive role model and smack the shit outta Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan for being brilliantly stupid....Am I supposed to be nice in these comps? I am a comp virgin....and J-Eh just broke my cherry. (see more)
 
jmohraustin
RATING: 3.6  VIEWS: 144  VOTES: 3

 

3rd
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I'd create an alias IBY account to enter/create comps and chat. I'd see what people thought of my ideas without the celebrity idolatry. (Maybe she's out there already...) (see more)
 
powers_of_4
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 457  VOTES: 23

 

4th
If I were Jessica Alba, I would marry an ibyer called "MChief" xD (see more)
 
MChief
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 291  VOTES: 13

 

5th
If i were Jessica Alba I would use my free time to visit little hole in the wall cities like Conroe, Texas to meat my fans. (see more)
 
carse1
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 189  VOTES: 9

 

6th
I'd be freaked out by all the but kissing. Enough with the Jessica is so pretty shit. (see more)
 
Feets
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 171  VOTES: 9

 

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If i were jessica alba i would..... have a fundraiser for beaten or abused animals.. i just can't stand seeing them suffer.. they need you.. :') (watch the aspca commercial on youtube, it'll make u cry :( ) (see more)
 
jazmin15
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 251  VOTES: 16

 

8th
if i were J A...i wud slap myself askin y did i sign for FANTASTIC 4 franchise!!!! (see more)
 
nahin123
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 228  VOTES: 8

 

9th
If I were Jessica Alba, I would take Paul Walker as a husband :)  (see more)
 
tine_b
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 239  VOTES: 19

 

10th
if i were jessica alba i would make her go lesbo (see more)
 
joogoolaka
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 221  VOTES: 14

 

11th
if i were jessica alba i would left cash warren and took MIC_88 as husband (see more)
 
MIC_88
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 202  VOTES: 15

 

12th
If I was Jessica Alba I would come on IBY more..... (see more)
 
Heat_Girl
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 199  VOTES: 15

 

13th
I would do something for the poor in the Philippines. (see more)
 
tinpattaui
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 187  VOTES: 13

 

14th
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jessica alba,i would
have an affair w/natasha kai (see more)
 
mirandasucia
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 204  VOTES: 16

 

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I would try to get in the same movie with Denzel Washington he is way 2 cool (and my fav actor)and movies that he is in tend to get Oscar nomination :p  (see more)
 
hedgehog
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 203  VOTES: 11





Comments

afamiya
afamiya all-star
over 2 years ago
re: if i were jay_eh
why beat him?
gruian
gruian all-IBY
over 2 years ago
re: if i were jay_eh
@afamiya: yup thats her allright haha
afamiya
afamiya all-star
over 2 years ago
re: if i were jay_eh
this is jessica alba?
silver_surfer
silver_surfer franchise
over 2 years ago
re: if i were jay_eh
Bravo, Bravissimo, Weldone, I think same !!! Several Fans are transforming the site in a real people mag !
tinpattaui
tinpattaui HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: if i were jay_eh
LOL> she should.
AdebaYor
AdebaYor icon
over 3 years ago
re: if i were jay_eh
i'm with you man! :D
hardyyy
hardyyy all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: if i were jay_eh
lool 5
hardyyy
hardyyy all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: lol
lol 5
powers_of_4
powers_of_4 HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: J-Eh wanna bees
Well, have a 5 from me on your first comp. This'll probably knock me down in the list, but you had a good answer. Note that we are all scoring low - lots of nonvoters killing the statistics.
daniel0417
daniel0417 HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: if i were
5
gruian
gruian all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: if i were jay_eh
yeah i know what u mean dude.. ;-)
powers_of_4
powers_of_4 HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: if i were jay_eh
Agreed. I tried not to aim this at mindless adoration, but instead to get people to think and crack a few jokes. All in good fun. : )
gruian
gruian all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: if i were jay_eh
thanks miranda ;-)
mirandasucia
mirandasucia all-star
over 3 years ago
re: if i were jay_eh
5555555555aaaa.ha.ha,ha,haaaaaaaaaaaa,ha,haaaaaaaaaaaaa yeah!!!!
gruian
gruian all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: if i were jay_eh
it's cool dude... just to many comps on this site u know?!?!
advocate216
advocate216 all-american
over 3 years ago
re: wat wuz i(she) thinkin'....
Fantastic 4 was an awesome movie and part 2 was even better!!! how come nobody likes that movie???
jazmin15
jazmin15 pro
over 3 years ago
re: if i were jay_eh
lol. good one
powers_of_4
powers_of_4 HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: If I were Jessica
Very true. I would think she'd be freaked out too. I think butt kissing comes with the territory when you're a celebrity. That, and stalkers.
powers_of_4
powers_of_4 HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: if i were jay_eh
Uhhh.. Sorry Gruian. This was my only one -Haha ! At least I can say this was not a comp where Jessica Alba was a required answer.
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
re: if i were
5
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
re: Jess
5
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
re: oh yeah
5
 
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over 2 years ago
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over 2 years ago
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— silver_surfer awarded if i were jay_eh
over 2 years ago