Best Hangover Quote

I loved it when he told them he spiked there drinks, LMAO (see more)

well maybe we should tell that to Rain man because he practically bankrupt a casino and he was a ruhtard.
-what?
he was a ruhtard! (see more)

i was un-decided, it was prety much a tie
stu- she is wearing my grandmothers holocaust ring
Alan- i didnt know they give out rings at the holocaust!

Alan: Can I ask you another question?
Lisa: Sure.
Alan: You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesar's Palace is it?
Lisa: What do you mean?
Alan: Did, umm... did Caesar live here?
Lisa: No.
Alan: I didn't think so.
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