Best Pick up Line

Walk up to the girl, lick your finger and then wipe it on her shirt. When she looks at you, look at her and say...
"Now, lets get you out of those wet clothes." :) (see more)

Walk up to a girl, bust out your phone and Start to dial.

Girl: "Who the hell are you calling?"

Me: "Ghostbusters, because I think I see an Angel." (see more)

Do you believen love at first sight, or do you want me to walk past you one more time?  (see more)

Crap, there's something wrong with my phone. (next to the girl)

Girl says: "what?"

Your number aint in it. (see more)

Do you work at subway cuz you just gave me a footlong. (see more)

I need to talk to your mother. I would like to know how it feels to give birth to an angel. (see more)

1. lets play pool boy, we can use your stick and balls and my hole D:
2. You made me fall for you, now i need your name and number for insurance reasons D:

this is from a guy .
1. girl, do you work at subways cos you just gave me a foot long ! D:

and this is my own (:
dude : lets have a pick up line war .
me : suree .
dude : does your legs hurt from running through my mind the whole day ? d;
me : well D: i think i already won . b'cos the love i have for you cannot compare to the gayass pickup lines we're throwing at each other (;  (see more)

*Taken from Transformers:

-Hey, do you want to sit in my lap?
-Why?
-Well, because I have the only seat belt, and you know, safety first. (see more)

does this rag smell like chloroform (see more)

I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are! (see more)

'You're so hot, you melt the elastic in my underwear!' (see more)

All this could be yours for one low, low price! (see more)

You're way hotter than my sister... can I see if you kiss better too? (see more)

shoosh, hear that, its your heart call me (see more)

nice tits lets fuck (see more)

What's Your Number Or Do You Not Want The Antidote? (see more)

Are you a Sharpie?


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If I told you you got a beautiful body, would you hold that against me? (see more)