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Best Chuck Norris Fact
There are so many out there...total challengers: 77
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a cobra once bit chuck norris and after 5 days of terrible pain the COBRA died (see more)
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BY morganmo
RATING: 3.6 VIEWS: 311 VOTES: 29
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Rosa Parks wouldn't get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris. (see more)
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BY VivaLaJessy
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Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops (see more)
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BY VaLLeJO707
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Chuck Norris doesn't donate blood, he donates everyone else's. (see more)
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BY xC0tt0nx
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Chuck Norris Doesn't have a nightlight because he is scared of the dark,he has a Nightlight because the dark is scared of him. (see more)
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BY temtam
RATING: 3.3 VIEWS: 234 VOTES: 21
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Chuck Norris started having sex with men. Its not because he is gay. He just ran out of women (see more)
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BY TyWatts
RATING: 3.3 VIEWS: 260 VOTES: 21
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Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse...Horses are hung like Chuck Norris (see more)
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BY DonRon
RATING: 3.2 VIEWS: 45 VOTES: 3
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One Night Chuck Norris built a time machine to prevent the death of JFK. He catched all the bullets with his beard. JFK's head just exploded because of amazement. (see more)
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BY Hevili
RATING: 3.2 VIEWS: 169 VOTES: 20
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. (see more)
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BY Technolog1c
RATING: 3.2 VIEWS: 185 VOTES: 21
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leading hand sanitizers say they can kill 99.9% of germs, chuck norris can kill 100% of whatever the heck he wants (see more)
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BY omgMOOBS25
RATING: 3.2 VIEWS: 152 VOTES: 18
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult. (see more)
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BY VaLLeJO707
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re: Can't Believe it's not butter
hey... u said urs is all me... u didnt make that up i found it on the chuck norris facts site not by u get ur facts straight and i shud flag u... its not "all me" u copied in reality lol
hey... u said urs is all me... u didnt make that up i found it on the chuck norris facts site not by u get ur facts straight and i shud flag u... its not "all me" u copied in reality lol
re: Can't Believe it's not butter
didnt say it was all me dude..
didnt say it was all me dude..
re: Can't Believe it's not butter
COPIER!!!! i put this caption in a couple days ago!!!
COPIER!!!! i put this caption in a couple days ago!!!
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