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Best Chuck Norris Fact

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total challengers: 77   
1st
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. (see more)
 
TyWatts
RATING: 3.8  VIEWS: 415  VOTES: 32

 

2nd
a cobra once bit chuck norris and after 5 days of terrible pain the COBRA died  (see more)
 
morganmo
RATING: 3.6  VIEWS: 311  VOTES: 29

 

3rd
Chuck Norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle. (see more)
 
Elysa_Guiriba
RATING: 3.5  VIEWS: 296  VOTES: 25

 

4th
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Chuck Norris can clap with one hand. (see more)
 
tdx622
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 231  VOTES: 23

 

5th
Rosa Parks wouldn't get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris. (see more)
 
VivaLaJessy
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 226  VOTES: 20

 

6th
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!!!CHUCK IS THE REASON WHY WALDO IS HIDING!!! (see more)
 
RahnzKeitaro
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 127  VOTES: 7

 

7th
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops (see more)
 
VaLLeJO707
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 296  VOTES: 24

 

8th
Chuck Norris doesn't donate blood, he donates everyone else's. (see more)
 
xC0tt0nx
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 153  VOTES: 17

 

9th
Chuck Norris Doesn't have a nightlight because he is scared of the dark,he has a Nightlight because the dark is scared of him. (see more)
 
temtam
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 234  VOTES: 21

 

10th
Chuck Norris started having sex with men. Its not because he is gay. He just ran out of women (see more)
 
TyWatts
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 260  VOTES: 21

 

11th
Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse...Horses are hung like Chuck Norris (see more)
 
DonRon
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 45  VOTES: 3

 

12th
One Night Chuck Norris built a time machine to prevent the death of JFK. He catched all the bullets with his beard. JFK's head just exploded because of amazement. (see more)
 
Hevili
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 169  VOTES: 20

 

13th
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits. (see more)
 
Davin_Mitchell
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 97  VOTES: 12

 

14th
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. (see more)
 
Technolog1c
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 185  VOTES: 21

 

15th
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. (see more)
 
Fiples
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 211  VOTES: 21

 

16th
leading hand sanitizers say they can kill 99.9% of germs, chuck norris can kill 100% of whatever the heck he wants (see more)
 
omgMOOBS25
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 152  VOTES: 18

 

17th
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult. (see more)
 
VaLLeJO707
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 188  VOTES: 19

 

18th
chuck norris can make barbecue underwater (see more)
 
Hevili
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 161  VOTES: 19

 

19th
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Chuck norris is so powerful, he deleted the recycling bin. (see more)
 
Fiples
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 218  VOTES: 19

 

20th
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Every time you masturbate, Chunk Norris punches a Mexican baby in the face. (see more)
 
lemoneko
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 103  VOTES: 15



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Comments

melvin23
melvin23 captain
over 3 years ago
re: cobra
lol 5)
melvin23
melvin23 captain
over 3 years ago
re: Chuck Norris
LMAO 55555
tdx622
tdx622 all-american
over 3 years ago
re: Can't Believe it's not butter
hey... u said urs is all me... u didnt make that up i found it on the chuck norris facts site not by u get ur facts straight and i shud flag u... its not "all me" u copied in reality lol
Kenny_Ds
Kenny_Ds varsity
over 3 years ago
re: Can't Believe it's not butter
didnt say it was all me dude..
VivaLaJessy
over 3 years ago
re: Can't Believe it's not butter
COPIER!!!! i put this caption in a couple days ago!!!
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
re: Recycle
5
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
re: Hes so G
lmao
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
re: Oh Chuck.
sweet
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
re: Face
5 lol
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
re: Chuck
5
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
re: Books
5
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
re: Chhhuck.
5
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
re: chhhuck
5
CrazyInTheMix613
over 3 years ago
re: Funny
5
 
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