Nicest Way to Say

scenario 1:

me: i look like shit today

ugly: ughh no you don't, i do

me: ....yeah..you're right.

scenario 2:

me: i look like shit today

ugly: yeah

me: fuck you! you're the one who looks like shit!
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I mean what are friends for? Just be like, "damn, you look like sh!t" and if they get offeneded... so be it. Id want someone to tell me if I looked like a dirty homeless person that just shat themselfs... (see more)

wake up on the wrong side of the bed today? haha (see more)

U-G-L-Y YOU AINT GOT NO ALIBI YOUR UGLY JK! ok not. (see more)

you look as pretty as a bar I ireland on st patricks day(think bout it) (see more)

It must be laundry day today for you. And you lost your hair brush too? Wow I bet tomorrow will be 10 times better than today. (see more)

hey erm are you ok today....(insert explanation)...oh yeh i was gonna say u dnt look like you usually do (see more)

....When was the last time you showered?????? (see more)

Just give 'em a hug and say, "you look very nice today." Then they'll more than likely say "no I don't" then you can say "what can I do to get you feeling better?"
See? you get them to admit it, then you offer help. (Everybody that reads this should feel warm and fuzzy now, or they should be hurling). :-) (see more)

don't say any thing until they see people laughing or they look in a mirror and when they say why didn't you tell me say you look great today (see more)