"Your Greatest Tall Tale"

i went on a cruise to mexico with sum friends and to win a bet i faked a british accent the entire time! it went great until i met an elderly couple from london who were really excited to meet me. :( they caught me of guard and asked where i was from, and i just spat out "plumtown" idk why! but i think they bought it (see more)

One night at I club I managed a friend told a female customer I was a Shakespearean stage actor (Hamlet, Macbeth etc.) My friend made it worse by asking me to recite some lines...so I did. I actually made her cry and my friends jaws' drop. They all still think I've studied all Shakespeare's plays but all I did was recite 'Iron Maiden" and "Black Sabbath" lyrics. (see more)

In seventh grade I told my friend Shannon I was going out to hang with some friends. So later she texted me and said, "Whatcha doin?" So I sent her a message that said, "havin s3x with a hot Brittish guy named peter and his best friend in his mom's minivan."
Yeah.... She believed it.
So about two weeks later I go and tell her that I'm pregnant! And she believed that too. I ended up telling her about a month later. (see more)

My friend Kelly and I were in a quaint little store. Somehow we ended up talking to the owners, two old Irish ladies, and cooked up a story about us being twins. We gave details about our family, who was oldest, and so much more. They thought we were legitimate twins! (see more)

welll i was at the movies withh some guy that i meet onlinee ([ i have talked to him before on the phone and stufff ]) and he like liked me but i was pretending i was lesbian, lmao, with my bestest frienddd<3 and he toltally belived me(= but then he wanted us to kiss, so i kissed her on the cheek ([ we are really close friends, it aint the first time on the cheek ]) but then he was like " no, on the lips ' obviously he knew i wasent lesbo, so i was like " umm, no " ... by the end of the nighttt, we were going outtt & i wasentt lesbainn anymoree(= lol (see more)

i was stealing vitamin water and i got caught and the guy said did you pay for that and i said ya thats my money on the counter
because there was some money on the counter for some guy already paying and forgot something [jk ]what i just said was a lie and that was the tallest tale i have ever told (see more)

I hold the gold Medal in the 2008 Beijing Olympics (see more)

Almost all of these entries. (see more)

Me and my friend who is one year older than me, look alot alike.
so we told our other friend that we were sisters..

Supposively this is the story:

We have the same Mom.
She married a man named "Tom" and was preggers with my friend when he died in a car accident.
She had my friend and met another man and married him and had me and thats our father now..

He believed us from the beginning of the year until the very last day!

So fun :) (see more)