the funniest joke ever!

what do you call a gay man in a sleeping bag?


a fruit roll-up (see more)

(stolen from the pursuit of happyness)

knock knock
who's there?
nobody,
nobody who?
(silence)

MUAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
I don't think anybody lives in dat place lol (see more)

What does the egg say to the other egg?

Whats Crakin!

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what do you find in a clean nose?

fingerprints (see more)

One day a blond girl and a red head were watching the 6:00 news.The top story was a man saying he was going to jump off the brooklyn bridge.So the blond said to the red head ''I bet you 100 bucks he won't jump off''But as you know he jumps of so the blond gives the red head 100 bucks.The red head says''No I can't take this your my best friend,I cheated I watched the 5:00 news I knew he was gonna jump off. then the blond said ''I saw him jump off on the 5:00 news too.But I didn't think he would do it again. (see more)

there were a brunnette, a red-head, and a blonde who walked into a bar. in this bar there was a magic mirror and if you lied in front of it it would suck you in. so the brunette walked over to it and said "i think i am the prettiest woman in the world" and it sucked her in. the red-head said "i think i am the smartest woman in the world" and it sucked her in. the blonde said "i think" and it sucked her in. :) (see more)

Who do you get when you cross Arnold Schwarzenegger and Michael Jackson?






Michaelwazanigga (see more)

When is World War 3 going to happen???






The next time I go to take a dookie. (see more)

what do u do when ur car breaks down 3 miles from a gas station? (comment ur answer)





Call a cab. DUH!!! (see more)

ok well there was a father daughter convention there were three dads talking about there daughters the first dad says"i found beer under my daughters bed, she must be an alcoholic " the dads were all like " yeah thats bad" the second dads says" i found cigars under my daughters bed , she must be a smoker" the dads were all like " OH no!" the third dad says" i found condoms under my daughters bed , she must have a dick" (see more)