Most Outrageous Lie You've Been Told

well first i have to describe CAPU (head) he has a big head he's a bit retarded and offcourse and idiot!
He told me that he's Rotweiller eate he's smaller dog(some kind of a Chiuwawa,idk if i spelled it right) but the next day i had to leave town so i went by he's place to get my radar detector at 6AM and he's lil dog came at the fkn door then i laughed at him and he said that he's dad wuz crying and he went in the middle of the night and got another dog just like that one!!! WHAT THE FUCK, where can u find a midged ugly dog like that anyway and why in the middle of the night, as i said earlier he's an IDIOT! (see more)

I don't know if it's a good idea to tell this... but it's the competition :-)

End of November, a very good friend (a girl) introduced me to one of his friend by internet (an other girl). The relationship between us has grown very quickly and we can say that I have experienced feelings... the point of buying a pendant shaped like a heart. After a fairly long period and "painful" (I'll spare you the details), I realized that my girlfriend didn't exist! The pictures belonged to a girl who doesn't know me... The crisis is past, and strangely I still speak with my friend...

Please, don't do this kind of joke... (see more)

This guy I work with tells us all lies, ALL THE TIME. and I think he thinks that we all believe him, like he says, "I can handle more heat than any of you guys can, because I have tripple thick skin", or " I got a speeding ticket on my bicycle for going 60 in a 35mph zone... uphill", but one of my favorites was this. "My Uncle and my dad invented a Stealth Boat, and one day the government came to the house and they stole it." wtf... (see more)

Sniipe hunting!!! Enough said :P Still haven't found that stupid Snipe anywhere! GrRrRrRr... ;) (see more)

someone told me that the Sun and the moon were the same thing....and this person was 40ish and I was 8 or 9 and Im like WTF! cuz i know the moon is made of swiss cheese and the sun is made of cheddar DUH! (see more)