Dumbest laws of all time

It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.  (see more)

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. (see more)

A. On the first day of the week, commonly known and designated as Sunday, no person shall engage in work, or employ others to engage in work, labor or business except in the following industries and businesses:
1. Transportation
2. Public services and utilities
3. Publishing
4. Servicing, fueling and repair
5. Operation of motion picture theatres and the production of radio and television programs;
6. Medical services
7. Sports, athletic events
8. Agriculture
9. Preparation and sale of prescription and nonprescription drugs
11. Restaurants and delicatessens
12. Janitorial, custodial
13. Operation of hotels and motels and funeral homes and cemeteries;
4. Mining
15. Sale of food 16. Sale of tobacco 18. Sale of novelties
19. Sale or leasing
20. Providing of any service, product or other thing by means of a mechanical device not requiring the labor of any person; (see more)

horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants. (see more)

They made the use of Marijuana illegal (see more)

You may not fish on a camel's back....LMAO well darn i WAS gonna do that untill i found out it was illegal!!! ah screw it, im gonna do it anyways suckas!!! hahaha (see more)

You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday. , WTF! (see more)

In North Carolina it is illegal to say the "F" word in close proximity with a hearse (see more)

On the first day of the week, commonly known and designated as Sunday, no person shall engage in work, labor or business or employ others to engage in work, labor or business except in the following industries and businesses:

1. Transportation by whatever means and supporting facilities;

2. Public services and utilities, manufacturing, processing and plant operation of all types;

3. Publishing, including the distribution and sale of the products thereof;

4. Servicing, fueling and repair of motor vehicles, boats and aircraft, and the selling of parts and supplies therefor;

5. Operation of motion picture theatres and the production of radio and television programs;

6. Medical services; and other services on an emergency basis;

7. Sports, athletic events and the operation of historic, entertainment and recreational facilities, and the sale or rental of boats, and swimming, fishing and boating equipment;

8. Agriculture, including the operation of nurseries and florist establishmen (see more)