East Bound and Down: Best Quote

"I broke that birdbath for you, cuz I knew you hated it cuz we’re the same. I hated that fucking thing too. A stork wrapped around a tree branch. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen before. You know that’s how the plague started back in the day. From a little disgusting birdbath in someone’s back yard that rats… made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of AIDS." (see more)

"I play real sports, I'm not trying to be the best at exercise." (see more)

You named your daughter after Titanic? Haha, what’s this one’s name…Shrek?…guess not (see more)

"Listen here you beautiful bitch! I'm bout to fuck you up with some truth! (see more)

I had a dream about this moment... When I was making love... to my wife Donna. On top a her; powerful thrusts, filling the sultry night air. Heavy breath. My son Gabriel walked in, little boy. My wife sprung out of bed and said "No, Gabriel! Leave!" And I said "No, honey, shut your mouth, let him watch." Let him watch what is being consecrated here. And I want the people to watch what is going to be consecrated here. And I will bring my son down here, and he will watch.  (see more)

Im telling you these new school hippies are fucking mean cos they got all mummy and daddy's money but no boundaries, im sitting there thinking this is a normal concert experience. The next thing i know i wake up, im covered in blood, my shoulder is dislocated and im pretty sure there was jizz in my hair  (see more)

I'm Kenny Fucking Powers (see more)