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Chuck Norris Facts

Come up with the best Chuck Norris facts you can think of... Originality... #1 factor


total challengers: 16   
1st
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TRUE FACT
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.  (see more)
 
ItssYaaBoyyBrandon
BY ItssYaaBoyyBrandonall me
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 119  VOTES: 17

 

2nd
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300
if chuck norris was in the movie 300 that would have to change the name to 1! :) (see more)
 
RJBrian
BY RJBrianall me
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 64  VOTES: 3

 

3rd
irapeyou Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't go on ibeatyou, he goes on irapeyou. (see more)
 
peelep
BY peelepall me
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 146  VOTES: 25

 

4th
Cancer
A recent study showed that Chuck Norris' tears can actually cure cancer...




Too bad he has never cried (see more)
 
chuckt1991
BY chuckt1991
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 140  VOTES: 30

 

5th
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right fists (see more)
 
txeisi
BY txeisiall me
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 107  VOTES: 27

 

6th
free meal
lunch doesn't come free but CHUCK NORRIS gets everything for free. (see more)
 
dewdrop
BY dewdropall me
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 111  VOTES: 18

 

7th
Boogeyman
Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris (see more)
 
_Anru_
BY _Anru_all me
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 76  VOTES: 10

 

8th
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The Pool
Chuck Norris jumps in the pool...he doesn't get wet...the pool gets CHUck NOrris (see more)
 
learyan21
BY learyan21
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 94  VOTES: 13

 

9th
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Heatgirl
Chuck actually has IBY abit over 55000 pts right now..

Heatgirl. (see more)
 
WokOnLeesBack
BY WokOnLeesBackall me
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 124  VOTES: 15

 

10th
I AM LEGEND
Chuck Norris tried out for the main role in I am Legend but was too legendary for it. (see more)
 
mfshoj
BY mfshoj
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 82  VOTES: 12

 

11th
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Don't Mess Wit' CHUCK!!
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. (see more)
 
musicsdRive722
BY musicsdRive722all me
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 30  VOTES: 3

 

12th
Chuck
the great wall of china was designed and built to keep Chuck Norris out it was a horrible failure (see more)
 
canada_dogg
BY canada_dogg
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 60  VOTES: 14

 

13th
Death
When Chuck Norris Punches you do don't remember it----- Because your DEAD (see more)
 
mental_tiger
BY mental_tigerall me
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 55  VOTES: 14

 

14th
chuck
when chuck Norris changes a light bulb he don't turn the bulb he turns the world (see more)
 
BigMike410
BY BigMike410all me
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 42  VOTES: 8

 

15th
Infinite
Chuck Norris counted till infinite.... TWICE!! (see more)
 
freck182
BY freck182all me
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 79  VOTES: 20

 

16th
Bruce Lee
Bruce Lee didn't beat up Chuck Norris, Chuck punished Bruce with his hard body and stone like skull! (see more)
 
zman72
BY zman72all me
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 48  VOTES: 11





Comments

RJBrian
RJBrian pantheon
over 4 years ago
re: TRUE FACT
LOL!
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mental_tiger
mental_tiger all-star
over 4 years ago
re: Infinite
you clicked all me this one was on the chucknorrisfacts.com
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mental_tiger
mental_tiger all-star
over 4 years ago
re: Chuck Norris
you clicked all me this one was on the chucknorrisfacts.com
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NenaStar_baby
NenaStar_baby HOFer
over 4 years ago
re: irapeyou Chuck Norris
hahahhahha good one!!
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freck182
freck182 franchise
over 4 years ago
re: irapeyou Chuck Norris
lol
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