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Californication Quotes

What are the best Californication quotes. Must be a quote from the show Californication. Can be any character but please don't repeat anyone else's quote.


total challengers: 4   
1st
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hank is the BEST
You can't snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly. (see more)
 
sterny
BY sterny
RATING: 4.7  VIEWS: 3802  VOTES: 1

 

2nd
another Hank Moody quote from Californication
Hank: You looking for a dick punch?

Bill: Do you want to punch me in the dick?

Hank: I kinda do, yeah. But standing here talking about it is beginning to sound pretty gay. (see more)
 
sterny
BY sterny
RATING: 4.2  VIEWS: 4639  VOTES: 1

 

3rd
F*** Off
Hank: Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says Off..... Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm goin' in. (see more)
 
thecrusher
BY thecrusher
RATING: 0.0  VIEWS: 3791  VOTES: 0

 

4th
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Fat Girls
Hank Moody: Life is too short to dance with fat girls.

hahahah! (see more)
 
beepah
BY beepah
RATING: 4.2  VIEWS: 3851  VOTES: 1





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steve
steve all-IBY
over 2 years ago
re: hank is the BEST
haha nice!
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sterny
sterny all-city
over 2 years ago
re: hank is the BEST
heh heh thanks!
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thecrusher
thecrusher jv
over 2 years ago
re: hank is the BEST
good one!
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sterny
sterny all-city
over 2 years ago
re: Fat Girls
by THe way your compz are fun!
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sterny
sterny all-city
over 2 years ago
re: Fat Girls
haha, i love this quote!!!!
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