Funny Words Of Advice

The best saying of advice is what i would give my budies, SAVE A CHERRY, POP A COLLAR! (see more)

***Breath Mints****

Hey you know YOU could use this advice. Don't sit there saying you might pass this on to your FRIEND... jk you all have wonderful cyber breath (see more)

u suk no matter what anyone tells u (see more)

i was getting ready for my first date (by date i mean i movie where i made him sit a seat away from me) when i was eleven or so, and my nanna pipes up with "you know that condoms are made out of rubber dont you??? and bouncy balls?? how many times have bouncy balls broken? and then youll have to spend all your pocket money on nappies. if he tries to kiss yo, fart.. boys hate farters" (see more)

It's easier to end up in hell for 2 reasons
1: Gravity
2: Being A human...

It's that simple! (see more)

If at first you don't succeed, just say f**k it and move on. (see more)

go jump the border then come back and tell me if it´s easy to live like i do!!!

Most of the time i say that to rednecks or racist people so when they say something bad they think im illegal and that gets on their balls if they would have sum!!! (see more)

No matter what you do ma friend you do it wrong so why don´t you become president??? (see more)