Embarrasing stories

At school when I was about 8 I had a very bad accident that caused me to have no friends. To make it short. Guys were saying "fuck off" to me in class then I made a paperplane saying "Fuck you, you bitch" and threw it. It hit the teacher. Teacher read it. I got screwd. (see more)

i got an award when i was like 4 years old for using verbs well in my story writing so I went on stage and our school (is really big) so i was very nervous and my headmaster asked me what a verb was and i was like o.o and i didnt know! lol its not embarrasing but the whole school laughed at me and i was only 4 (see more)

i wear triangular underwear. (see more)

i was drinking with some friends late one friday night when i was in high school. we decided to go knock on this girls window to see if she would come out with us... i ended up knocking on the wrong window... it was her parents room. her dad was the principle at my school... i was too wasted to realize at first who was staring back at me through the window until it was to late. needless to say that monday did not go very well. (see more)