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Honey guess what!?!? my breast suddenly grew from B's to double D's, the Bucs just won the Super Bowl and want you at the after party, the lottery ticket i bought last week is the 72 million dollar winner, the President just announced that he is leaving office early, gas went down to 5 cents a gallon, and i invited your favorite band to do an exclusive concert at your birthday party tonight. (see more)

The TXT:
A deposit of $1,000,000,000 to your bank account has been completed.

From: Bank of The Philippine Islands (BPI) (see more)

The Yankees plane just crashed into the Cowboys plane and there werent any survivors so the NFL and MLB are ending the franchises in memory of the lost (see more)

Hey hunny bear, ive got some good news! I just got through pitching the idea and they loved it... IBY Bay Area and guess who's running the show? You BABE! u get to be a HOFer and get to customize ur profile and be ranked #1! Getting paid to compete on the internet, great news right, i know. im taking a "Lunch Break" can i come over? tehe


ps. Hugh Hefner is really serious about you taking over, you should reconsider, and I promise I wont be mad.


- Jess (ur Ms. Fantastic) (see more)

Hey RJBrian,
Guess what? Heat_Girl has just been caught cheating on IBY and she has been banned from the site forever. Since you are our fastest rising newcomer we would like for you to take her place in the #1 spot.
- IBY Staff (see more)

I took the test and the baby isn't yours. (see more)

IT'S FROM STEPHEBUNNY AND SHE SAID SHE WAS GONNA DO IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER....ETC. LOL (see more)

kyLe! have you checked your iby account? u just beat heat-girl! you're now number 1!!!!!!!!!! (see more)

Hey babe,

I tried callin you but you didn't pick up.

I noticed you saw my video. I just wanted to tell you 7 days.

Love,
Sadako (see more)

Congrats Sir...You have won the life time supply of Gas. You will never have to pay a penny for Gas again...oh yea...did i mention Alicia Keys is pregnant with your Kid..Congrats!!! (see more)

Hun i'll be home a little late. Can you take the kids to your sisters place? And a Dinner for two sounds amazing...i'll see you later. I Love You. xoxoxo


-Jessica Alba (see more)

hey i just found a girl thats willing to date you so you dont have to be sad anymore! be happy fugly! im relieved.
 (see more)

Bill Gates:
Hello, I am Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft. Apparently, you are my son/daughter. In my contract, I have written that who ever is the oldest can take over my business, since you're the oldest I am asking if you would like to join Microsoft as CEO? If not I will past it along to whoever is my second oldest.

By the way, you have $5bl in your bank if you join! (see more)

Hey Fraser, it's Jessica Alba here, i just wondered if you'd like to come and stay overnight with me and my friend, Scarlett Johansson. We have plenty booze and are planning a game of twister. If you don't like the sound of it, I can invite Danii Minogue if you like. The thing is, we only have one bed. Hope to see you soon, Jessica xxxxxxxxx (see more)

congratulations youve just won the VICTORIA SECRETS dating challenge please come down to the studio and ride in a limo full of VICTORIA GIRLS and head to to PLAY BOY MANSION where the party of your life is waiting. (see more)

Hey Jack, it's me Warren Buffet. Just wanted to let you know that I am not going to spend my money overseas to start new business vetures that CNN was talking about. I want you to take charge of my finances full time and spend my money as if it were your own. Thanks again, buddy. (see more)

Hey Wesley,just read the news paper and it said'im married to cash warren and im pregnant' that's not true :),so you wanna marry me friday or saturday :D ?....IM TELLIN YALL MY LIFE WOULD BE COMPLETE IF THAT HAPPENED LOL (see more)

Hey babe. Here's my new number. Those paparazzi people are really creepy. Need to change my number. See yah tonight at my penthouse. I'll send the address later. - Justin Timberlake

mwah! (see more)

You just Won the LOTTERY....call work and CALL OUT (not sick) but RICH! (see more)

The TXT:
Haha, you were right! I WON! LOL BRB I want to go backstage and see David Archuleta's dad go APE SHIT! LMAO! TTYL!

From: David Cook  (see more)