You have just recieved your dream TXT message...

"i want to be yours forever...
love (my dreamguy)"
not saying who. lol. (see more)

Hello Tim,
This is God here to tell you that you have been granted automatic acceptance to heaven despite yur past history.Also,you will find the woman of your dreams,you will become one of the most influential people on earth,you will have wealth beyond imagine and will ultimately have the greatest life and afterlife ever.Thank you and have a good day. (see more)

Well done, good and faithful servant. You have surpassed the trials and weathered the great storm. Join me in paradise and come see the treasures that I have prepared for you.

Love,
God (see more)

Hey dude I just found that that girl you like at school wants to make out with you! (see more)

Hello dear thought I'd simply tell you...I love you.

That's it. I could ask for no more. My daughter is too young to txt. so my wife is next in line. (see more)