Fav quote from a movie

You can't handle the truth!
Jack Nicholson (see more)

say hello-to my little friend! (see more)

why so serious? (see more)

may the force be with you (see more)

"It's not who I am underneath but what I do that defines me."
Batman Begins (see more)

im gonna make him an offer he can't refuse (see more)

my precioussssssss (see more)

Darren, if your uncle Jack, helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle, jack off an elephant. (see more)

"ILL BE BACK" (see more)

LIFE IS A GARDEN, DIG IT!!! (see more)

THIS IS LIKE A FUCKIN PRISON,ON PLANET BULLSHIT, ON GALEXY THIS SUCKS CAMEL DICKS.... f'n hilourous... (see more)

SHAKE and BAKE TALLEDEGA NIGHTS_RICKY BOBBY..  (see more)

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock (see more)

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
Kim Jong Il is an asshole.

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.

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Do you understand the words common out of my mouth? (see more)

"With Great Power comes Great Responsibility."
So good. (see more)

ill be back (see more)

Madness is like gravity,all you need is a little push. (see more)

You deserve better for me, I can be better, I will be better. (see more)

you feeling lucky-punk! (see more)