text competition: 4 Items To Freak Out Cashiers (Read Rules Pls!!!)

The goal is to come up with 4 ITEMS that you can buy in a grocery store, department store, or the like that when taken together can create a horrifying image of your plans for the evening. Use my entry as an example! 2 entries max! (Credit: SAGoons)    (category: comedy)
 
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lizo_1324
lizo_1324   varsity posted: Jul 29 08:31
re: 4 things to freak out a cashier reply
only thing i would buy iz da monster lmfao
Ripped999
Ripped999   peewee posted: Jul 29 06:37
re: 4 Items reply
rofl !
nary_131
nary_131   all-star posted: Jul 28 11:11
re: Whoa Mama! reply
hahaha!!! wtf?
Heat_Girl
Heat_Girl   legend posted: Jul 27 11:01
re: MY SCARY 4 reply
hahahahaha 555
kMood
kMood   franchise posted: Jul 22 11:37
re: Oh NO!! reply
hahah WTF?!
Lil_Ho
Lil_Ho   all-city posted: Jul 22 11:45
re: My 4 reply
Dangggg mine only has three viewsssss:(
DaveChung
DaveChung   pro posted: Jul 22 11:13
re: The Morning After reply
Awful, but hilarious in a sick way. 5!
Lil_Ho
Lil_Ho   all-city posted: Jul 22 08:44
re: Another 4 reply
:P
Lordnugget
Lordnugget   captain posted: Jul 22 01:09
re: Oh NO!! reply
mmm a dora the explorer enthusiast.. 5gasum!
shellbell178
shellbell178   all-city posted: Jul 21 11:08
re: The Morning After reply
lmfao 5!
swtmandamay
swtmandamay   HOFer posted: Jul 21 10:47
re: MY SCARY 4 reply
yeah it could be heheh ...thanks
ashlove
ashlove   all-state posted: Jul 21 07:01
re: grocery store freakout reply
hahha thats friggin hilarious!! :]
Caro_T
Caro_T   all-star posted: Jul 21 11:24
re: The Morning After reply
lol.
Abitofyou
Abitofyou   all-american posted: Jul 21 08:33
re: The Morning After reply
Omg, have you been spying on me? lol....no but really.
Abitofyou
Abitofyou   all-american posted: Jul 21 08:29
re: MY SCARY 4 reply
SCARY!
DK_34
DK_34   pro posted: Jul 20 09:56
re: Final Four reply
can anyone tell me what turbo vote does
Lov_my_soldier
Lov_my_soldier   all-star posted: Jul 20 04:12
re: 4 items... reply
lol, that is funny!!
Lov_my_soldier
Lov_my_soldier   all-star posted: Jul 20 04:11
re: killin kit reply
lol, yeah, that would probably do it.
smoshface
smoshface   captain posted: Jul 20 03:03
re: Gerbil reply
Sick
Jordan_K
Jordan_K   pro posted: Jul 20 02:41
re: The Morning After reply
o shit thats sick
Jordan_K
Jordan_K   pro posted: Jul 20 02:40
re: MY SCARY 4 reply
lmao scaryyy
Scratzh
Scratzh   all-star posted: Jul 20 04:52
re: gays reply
haha
threepinkstars
threepinkstars   all-state posted: Jul 20 01:49
re: Big!!! reply
LMOA...UR TOO MUCH..NOW WE KNO!!!...
swtmandamay
swtmandamay   HOFer posted: Jul 19 01:54
re: MY SCARY 4 reply
thanks
9phoebe5
9phoebe5   franchise posted: Jul 19 10:11
re: MY SCARY 4 reply
lol
 
 
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