Most Creative Way to Answer a Telemarketers Call

Just say Hello and leave the phone on the table eventually they will waste enough time talking to no one and hang up. (see more)

Pretend to be having wild & crazy sex... (see more)

Pretend you just took hostages, and make demands.
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go to this site and listen it is the best way to f*** with a telemarketer hahaha so funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_PjRXV5l8 (see more)

"A murder has just occurred, and this is now a crime scene. I will need you to stay on the line for further investigation. you are now a suspect for calling the victim's house." (see more)

say: "I know where you live" (see more)

hi! this is automatic secretary of Osama bin Laden... i can't pick up the phone because i'm somewhere in Pakistan mountains... leave message after signal... if you call from supermarket i'll... pii... piiii... (see more)

Telemarketer: Hello can I speak to _________ _________.

You: I'm sorry he/she doesn't exist. He/she is a myth like vampires, dragons, and Scotland, but you can talk to me. So... what are you wearing Mr. Telemarketer guy. (see more)

If its a girl: Hey there sexy, what cha wearing?
If its a guy: Hey there sexy, what cha wearing?
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Please Press 1 for english, 2 for spanish, 3 for a person you want to disturb at dinner, 4 to fax your Junk, 5 to listen to elevator music or 0 to be put on hold and disconnected after a while (see more)

just start having a random conversation with them like "did u see the game on the weekend" and keep talking over the top of them. its funny because they are not supposed to hang up on you. (see more)

Hey Girlfriend :P whats up (see more)

pretend your and really old person who thinks the telemarkerters are there relatives who forgot about them.... and just start rambling about stupid stuff. and keep saying are you listening johny. (see more)

All you have to do is keep referring to the opposite sex. If their name is John, call them Jain and say Miss a lot. They'll try to correct you...but all you hear is a woman named Jain on the other end. (see more)

Me: Hello...
Tel: Yes, may I speak with _______.
Me: This is She.
Tel: I would like to take...
Me: I wouls like to take a moment of your time to tell you about NuVet vitamins. They are really good for your dog and can improve coat, skin, and performance. Can I put you down for one bottle today?
Tel: M'am I would like to take:
Me: Yes, I understand that $50 for a bottle of ninety tabs seems like an unbelievable deal..but it's real! Now how many can I put YOU down for?

*Click* (see more)

wuzzup!!! (see more)

ok...i'll make you a deal....i'll get whatever you're selling if you let me stick it in your butt.
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"HELP!!! He's coming in the window!!!!" - click- (see more)

First, ask them to hold on a second, then do something else for a minute or 2. Tell them you're very interested and for them to hang on, then go watch TV for a few minutes. Tell them it sounds like a great deal and you have to find your credit card...5 minutes later ask them "who is this?". Done properly this can go on for hours! ***Note you should put the phone down even if they're still talking*** (see more)

(screaming) Oh my God! There's blood EVERYWHERE! (hang up the phone) (see more)