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Most Creative Way to Answer a Telemarketers Call

Come up with the best response!


total challengers: 77   
1st
Just say Hello and leave the phone on the table eventually they will waste enough time talking to no one and hang up. (see more)
 
solwolf2k
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 194  VOTES: 10

 

2nd
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Pretend to be having wild & crazy sex... (see more)
 
negrana
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 860  VOTES: 58

 

3rd
Pretend you just took hostages, and make demands.
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airborne4584
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 510  VOTES: 48

 

4th
go to this site and listen it is the best way to f*** with a telemarketer hahaha so funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_PjRXV5l8 (see more)
 
swtmandamay
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 555  VOTES: 47

 

5th
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"A murder has just occurred, and this is now a crime scene. I will need you to stay on the line for further investigation. you are now a suspect for calling the victim's house." (see more)
 
MoneeeMike
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 458  VOTES: 48

 

6th
say: "I know where you live" (see more)
 
CoolSnoopy
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 230  VOTES: 17

 

7th
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hi! this is automatic secretary of Osama bin Laden... i can't pick up the phone because i'm somewhere in Pakistan mountains... leave message after signal... if you call from supermarket i'll... pii... piiii... (see more)
 
szymck
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 226  VOTES: 23

 

8th
Telemarketer: Hello can I speak to _________ _________.

You: I'm sorry he/she doesn't exist. He/she is a myth like vampires, dragons, and Scotland, but you can talk to me. So... what are you wearing Mr. Telemarketer guy. (see more)
 
potteraholic14
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 159  VOTES: 9

 

9th
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If its a girl: Hey there sexy, what cha wearing?
If its a guy: Hey there sexy, what cha wearing?
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Ckboy
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 278  VOTES: 36

 

10th
Please Press 1 for english, 2 for spanish, 3 for a person you want to disturb at dinner, 4 to fax your Junk, 5 to listen to elevator music or 0 to be put on hold and disconnected after a while (see more)
 
zomofar
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 189  VOTES: 12

 

11th
just start having a random conversation with them like "did u see the game on the weekend" and keep talking over the top of them. its funny because they are not supposed to hang up on you. (see more)
 
gazzer
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 172  VOTES: 12

 

12th
 
MangoDude
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 119  VOTES: 10

 

13th
pretend your and really old person who thinks the telemarkerters are there relatives who forgot about them.... and just start rambling about stupid stuff. and keep saying are you listening johny. (see more)
 
magnetic_static
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 121  VOTES: 6

 

14th
All you have to do is keep referring to the opposite sex. If their name is John, call them Jain and say Miss a lot. They'll try to correct you...but all you hear is a woman named Jain on the other end. (see more)
 
mywytefeet
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 126  VOTES: 5

 

15th
Me: Hello...
Tel: Yes, may I speak with _______.
Me: This is She.
Tel: I would like to take...
Me: I wouls like to take a moment of your time to tell you about NuVet vitamins. They are really good for your dog and can improve coat, skin, and performance. Can I put you down for one bottle today?
Tel: M'am I would like to take:
Me: Yes, I understand that $50 for a bottle of ninety tabs seems like an unbelievable deal..but it's real! Now how many can I put YOU down for?

*Click* (see more)
 
iheartminischnauzers
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 140  VOTES: 3

 

16th
wuzzup!!! (see more)
 
luvmiki
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 75  VOTES: 3

 

17th
ok...i'll make you a deal....i'll get whatever you're selling if you let me stick it in your butt.
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Little_Bean
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 181  VOTES: 21

 

18th
"HELP!!! He's coming in the window!!!!" - click- (see more)
 
AlaskanVeteran
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 237  VOTES: 21

 

19th
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First, ask them to hold on a second, then do something else for a minute or 2. Tell them you're very interested and for them to hang on, then go watch TV for a few minutes. Tell them it sounds like a great deal and you have to find your credit card...5 minutes later ask them "who is this?". Done properly this can go on for hours! ***Note you should put the phone down even if they're still talking*** (see more)
 
SirDooFuss
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 161  VOTES: 17

 

20th
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(screaming) Oh my God! There's blood EVERYWHERE! (hang up the phone) (see more)
 
rionrustle
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 237  VOTES: 28



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Comments

Lov_my_soldier
over 3 years ago
re: THIS IS A GOOD ONE
that's great.
Lov_my_soldier
over 3 years ago
Lov_my_soldier
over 3 years ago
re: hee hee
Ha, it is like you became the telemarketer.
Lov_my_soldier
over 3 years ago
re: Payback answer
I am soo going to use that!!!
SirDooFuss
SirDooFuss starter
over 3 years ago
re: They are a myth
I know because I took the red pill...or was it the blue pill...wait a minute. Someone's at the door...afk
potteraholic14
potteraholic14 captain
over 3 years ago
re: They are a myth
If it is behind itself. For all we know there may not be an Earth. Maybe when we are born they put chips in our brains to make us see this world. You never know.
SirDooFuss
SirDooFuss starter
over 3 years ago
re: They are a myth
So is the government itself a myth?
potteraholic14
potteraholic14 captain
over 3 years ago
re: They are a myth
our governments behind that too.
SirDooFuss
SirDooFuss starter
over 3 years ago
re: They are a myth
Yeah, except when it comes to finding Weapons of Mass Destruction. We can't find any of those.
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 3 years ago
re: How about this...
good one!
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 3 years ago
re: the tom mabe
u 2 funny!
Lov_my_soldier
over 3 years ago
re: How about this...
These days it might actually scare the person.
bigmomma4
bigmomma4 starter
over 3 years ago
re: the tom mabe
i will look at it.
potteraholic14
potteraholic14 captain
over 3 years ago
re: They are a myth
Ours, it's behind everything.
SirDooFuss
SirDooFuss starter
over 3 years ago
re: They are a myth
Uh, which government is behind the myth of "Scotland"?
aussie_23
aussie_23 franchise
over 3 years ago
re: How about this...
that would be too fun; 5
Heat_Girl
Heat_Girl immortal
over 3 years ago
re: How about this...
haha 5
mizmab3z
mizmab3z varsity
over 3 years ago
re: Crime Scene
haha funny
jelly_jan
jelly_jan all-IBY
over 3 years ago
selbor
selbor captain
over 3 years ago
re: Get It On
haha...awesome lol 555
negrana
negrana HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Crime Scene
dude, this was swtmandamay's entry already. check her link...
swe3typ13
swe3typ13 all-state
over 3 years ago
re: What I tell telemarkers to get them to hang up
LMAO!!! Dam lemme be a telemarketer just so i can call you and you can ask me that lol 5!
michimona
michimona franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Serial Killer
yeah.. you should have.. i have a mini theater on my mind right now.. LOL
dyops
dyops HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Serial Killer
Yeah, now that I read it, it does sound morbid. Maybe I should add a "Psyke!!" or "Just kidding!" at the end then hang up!
michimona
michimona franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Serial Killer
no please... if i was the telemarketer, i'd be like.. 911!! someone trace this call!
 
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IBY Awards (10)

“ROFLMAO!”
— Marjan awarded the tom mabe
over 3 years ago
“The freak 'em out tactic!”
“good one!!”
— GOOFZ awarded Crime Scene
over 3 years ago