MooManJoe delivers a beatdown! MooManJoe
MooManJoe
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best pick up lines

has to be stupid


total challengers: 13   
1st
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Hey, How u doin? (see more)
 
MooManJoe
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 226  VOTES: 14

 

2nd
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
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Skyscraper
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 207  VOTES: 16

 

3rd
the word of the day is legs
lets go back to my place and spread the word (see more)
 
bphughes
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 120  VOTES: 3

 

4th
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I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips. (see more)
 
iwashere
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 157  VOTES: 10

 

5th
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The best pick up line ever:

"Wa wa wee wa, very nice! How much?"
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jpgaultier22
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 710  VOTES: 12

 

6th
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What did the hand say to the face? slap (see more)
 
iwashere
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 199  VOTES: 12

 

7th
you father musst have been a butcher cause he took two fine meats and shoved them down you pants (see more)
 
kingwega
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 182  VOTES: 11

 

8th
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Saw this one and thought it was interesting...

There's many fish in the sea but you're the one I'd like to hook. (see more)
 
TheWildPhoenix
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 146  VOTES: 10

 

9th
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You play pogs baby? Well, I got a slammer right here in my pants. :D (see more)
 
negrana
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 132  VOTES: 7

 

10th
"Did i just fall asleep cuz your my dream girl (see more)
 
Randumocity
RATING: 2.2  VIEWS: 144  VOTES: 8

 

11th
My love for you is as big as you are....and thats coming from the heart (see more)
 
synodical
RATING: 2.2  VIEWS: 121  VOTES: 8

 

12th
Let's flip a coin, Heads I get tail, Tails I get head. (see more)
 
xXRoRoXx
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 100  VOTES: 2

 

13th
hey babe, what do you say we go behind a rock and get a little boulder (see more)
 
DK707
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 84  VOTES: 1





Comments

purplemochi
purplemochi franchise
over 4 years ago
re: stupid pick up line
lol thats funny
sandra
sandra all-star
over 4 years ago
re: Borat Pick up line
LOL, love that line.... so insulting and funny at the same time.
Michaelthegreat08
Michaelthegreat08 all-state
over 4 years ago
re: Joey's pickup line
+5 thanks for the help on my comp good luck with your comp
princess707
over 4 years ago
re: Pick Up Line
got my vote! 5
iwashere
iwashere icon
over 4 years ago
re: Pick up line
a melting moment
3vanessa3love
3vanessa3love captain
over 4 years ago
re: Pick up line
wow... very sweet. 5
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 4 years ago
re: Borat Pick up line
fu*k...i knew i shoulda said whatever's in yer bank account!
jpgaultier22
jpgaultier22 HOFer
over 4 years ago
re: Borat Pick up line
$3.25 it is!
SeanRoxxx
over 4 years ago
re: My love for you...
oh hahahahaha i get it lol
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 4 years ago
re: Borat Pick up line
yup. as much as ya gots in yer pocket!
Sabrinax0x
Sabrinax0x all-state
over 4 years ago
re: Rick James
haha funny as hellll
Sabrinax0x
Sabrinax0x all-state
over 4 years ago
re: Pick Up Line
awe cute
 
Started byThis competition was created by kingwegakingwega

IBY Awards (4)

“lol”
— BUDSMOKER awarded stupid pick up line
over 4 years ago
“sexy”
— caitlinstar awarded word of the day
over 4 years ago
“id use that one”
— blackace awarded word of the day
over 4 years ago