The Big Bang Theory Quotes

Sheldon: Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch  (see more)

Leslie: Come for the breasts, stay for the brains!  (see more)

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested (see more)

Sheldon: By opening The box, we void The warranty. The warranty is a sacred covenant with the manufacturer, who trust us to not violate The integrity of The product. This orange plastic seal is all that stands between us and anarchy. (see more)