Funniest Conversation

im going poop when my mom walks in! (how embarresing!)
MY MOM: What a big terd u have!!!
ME: wuts wrong with u!!!?
MOM: Wuts wrong with u!! ur terd is huge!!!
ME: Mom my inside of my butt hurts!!!
My mom: Ur dying!!!
ME: AWESOME!!!!! (see more)

Me: Hello, Superman!
*superman punches me*
OW! WTF SUPERMAN!!! *kicks superman in the crotch.... then breaks my toe* OH MY GOD WTF!!!
Superman: yo you got guts... want some pot?
Me: NO superman!!! *turns into venomous rat* Take this
Superman: NOOOOOOOO! * crawls up supermans pants and bites his crotch*
Me: Now you are dead!!! *walks into the sunset as a venomous rat* the end  (see more)