WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER!

I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead (see more)

but officer you don't understand....my brother told me that the stop signs outlined in white were only optional stop signs... (see more)

No, U know what why dont U show me ur LICSENCE AND REGISTRATION! and oh Yeah do U know How FAST U were going?
PUNK! (see more)

Can we make this quick? I kinda late for a drug deal across town. I don't suppose you could give me a police escort? (see more)

This actually happened:

(little backstory) My boyfriend and I worked as bakers at a doughnut shop in the mall, and started work at 11pm. One night we were just getting out of the car when a police car pulled up and two officers got out. (I think they were just checking to see why we were there so late) and dressed full in his uniform and with a hat on with a big doughnut on it, my boyfriend said:

"Sorry boys, you've got to give us time to actually cook them, we have no doughnuts on us, I swear."

He got a full licence and breathalizer check for that.
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You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?  (see more)

No sir, I don't know who's car it is. I found it at a gas station with the keys in it. (see more)

*slurring* "No sir, there's no blood in my alcohol!" *blink - blink" (see more)

*reach out the window and tap his stomach* Hey dude you really need to cut down on those boxes of donuts (see more)

All the coffee you guys drink, you think you would be awake enough to zip your zipper in the morning.  (see more)

well if you get pulled over,you should take you seat belt off, and jump to the other seat. The piolice officer is going to be so pissed off when he is pinting the light at the drivers seat when nobody is sitting there. Then you say to him "He was here a second ago. Here, I'll get a picture of him."then you take a picture of yourself and give it to the cop.

(or maybe take a pic of the officer)  (see more)

I thought you had to be in good shape to be a cop (see more)

are you just pulling me over.. or do did you take notice in my fine muscular body and wanted to feel up on mey???? ugh uniforms with pit juice.... two words dude... Bee Oh  (see more)

hey would you like a doghnut? (see more)

hey got a bottle opennnerrrrr??? (see more)

Hey! How about i'll give u something you'll like down there and we'll say that nothing ever happend here ok? (see more)

hey, u want to do some cocaine? i have plenty in my drunk, i mean trunk. (see more)

Cop:Please come out of your car for one moment.

Person:*drives away* (see more)

driving like drunk: i know why u pulled me over officer but i'm not drunk i just smoked some weed!! (see more)

You're not going to check the trunk are you?
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