Worst Drunk Text

He would be the worst person to send a drunken text to because: A) He's, like, Jesus. 2) His cell phone plan probably charges an astronomical rate for texts. C) If you somehow managed to get Jesus' cell phone number, you should probably not be drinking at all. You should probably be using your holiest of all connects to pick up hot chicks constantly. That would be the smart play. (see more)

An ex would be the worse person to call or text while drunk. Who knows what would come out. (see more)

whatever the text says how ashamed would you feel just think about it that all i have to say lol (see more)

YOU INTEND TO SEND A TEXT TO YOUR BUDDY, ON HOW YOU SAW THIS AMAZINGLY HOT CHIC, GOING INTO GREAT DETAIL. YOU SEND IT TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND INSTEAD. OOPZ!!!! (see more)

Sending a provocative text to your girlfriend, saying what you're going to 'do' to her when you get home, going into great detail... Only to be called by your Mother-in-Law saying you've sent it to the wrong person.

Doh! (see more)