lamest excuse for your homework

Say this," I was on my way into class with homework in hand, then i accidentally collide with your husband but im sorry that dude is U-G-L-Y..."

She replies" I understand that's why im late with marking your homework" (see more)

My dog ate my homework.

Oldest excuse in the book. (see more)

i was in my room doing my homework when all of a sudden sailor moon came through my window and took me to the moon where i was dissected alive and forced to eat my own liver. then they operated on my brain with me still awake and made me forget how to do the pretty numbers on the page (see more)

i didnt do it because i was lazy (see more)

i looked up at the sky and saw a ufo and martians took and erased my memory and now i dont know how to do my homework!!!!!!!! (see more)

I told my teacher that i couldnt do it because i went to space and then she said, "Okay im giving you one more day." (see more)

i did it but my computor wouldnt print it for sum reason ill get it to you soon....then never do (see more)

I say "Well last night I did do my homework but my dad made is #1 meatloaf and then started to choke like crazy with his face all red.Then we had to take him to the emergency room. Teacher says"Well ok but is your father home so i can call her" "Ummm Yahh"(but last night i gave my brother five bucks to act like my dad)So she calls and my bro got it.So now i'm off the hook (see more)

My best friend, Optimus Prime, came to my house and drove me away to his house. We had milk and cookies all night, and he brought me home at my bedtime, 6:30 pm. Mom got mad and hit him with her purse, so then I went to bed and forgot my homework :) (see more)

My PS3 Ate it! (see more)