Worst Wedding Toast

to the beauty and the beast, cheers! (see more)

Hey, I just wanna say good luck with him, he is so terrible in bed as I found out last night...GOOD LUCK! (see more)

To the Bride and Groom,
i wish to you pure marital bliss. you will need all the help you can get as she is a terrible lay. Cheers! (see more)

Congrats on ruining you life man, your new bride is a slut. I saw her in the back screwing the best man a few minutes ago. And to make matters worse, she's got crabs. It's not too late to get it annulled. (see more)

To the sluts... to the dwarves... and to all who have their penis between their hands...  (see more)

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (see more)

I know you dont believe in sex before marriage but you should always try before you buy..i guess you will find out when you take her home tonight.. She has a dick!  (see more)

Dude, congratulations! I wish you best of luck being married to this physco bitch and raising my bastard child that she is gestating. Cheers! (see more)