If You Sprouted a Second Head

It would be so cool to listen to the slavish devotion, groveling, gratuitous compliments, lyrical poetry, sonnets, innuendos, flirtations, double entendres, songs, psalms, and hyperbole directed at her....

...it'd also be nice to hear what people beside me say to her... (see more)

I would want to grow Einsteins head, because math homework is hard. (see more)

i just think that we are a lot alike and life would be more interesting..that and im a juggalo so it just works  (see more)

Paul Walker..so i could make out with him ALL DAY LONG! haha (see more)

I could listen to him all day talking about his ideas for his next movies,another installment of Indiana Jones or whatever and maybe he can give me a job!!! (see more)

IF I DONT HAVE TO SEE THE OTHER HEAD, I PICK DAVE CHAPELLE. LISTEN TO HIM CRACK JOKES ALL DAY WILL LESSEN THE HARSH REALITY THERE IS ANOTHER HEAD ON MY BODY. (see more)

I would want the dude that does the deep omenous voice of movie previews. I think that would be sweet to have him narrate my life with that voice. =) (see more)

i would want my second head to be jessica alba.....jk......kinda (see more)

Think about it. I could have someone narrate my life. "Walking down the street, people looked at Huddy and his strange head all the day long." Beautiful (see more)