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Whats the best excuse on being LATE for class

give REALLY GOOD EXCUSES please :D


total challengers: 34   
1st
ummm... teacher I was in the bathroom and someone peed on me(laughs from back) (see more)
 
iambored
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 6537  VOTES: 16

 

2nd
I Got my period... (see more)
 
Heat_Girl
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 6253  VOTES: 23

 

3rd
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i'm going to school to become an auto tech engineer, so car problems always get me out. something along the lines of, "i have an intermittent problem with an open on my ckp sensor circuit, my car stalls at idle. I plugged a scanner to it and got a code 4-1. My car runs at 21 Hg. of vaccum, but when i snap the throttle it hits zero, so i adjusted valve clearance. that didn't work. when my MIL light went on, i retarded the timing. then after a few miles my car stalled again but wouldn't crank." then the teacher says, "ok, no prob, bring it into lab and we'll check it out." then I tell my instructor, "oh I can't, my dog ate my car." (see more)
 
Zell161
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 6157  VOTES: 24

 

4th
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ok so me, my dad, my mom, and my two brothers were driving through the getto last night, when there was a gun shot. my dad, my bros and i are used to it so we ducked down. but poor mom said " Hey look there are fireworks goin on. so she puts her head out of the window, and BAM!. so i was at her funeral today and just got back. (see more)
 
spikeblue51
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 6148  VOTES: 14

 

5th
i hate your class so much that i decided to skip the first minutes (see more)
 
SonJo
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 6049  VOTES: 5

 

6th
Teacher:"why are you late?"
"ahh well cuz my dad was punishing my brother"
Teacher:"what does that have to do with you?"
"he was beating him with my shoes" (see more)
 
iccecream
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 6484  VOTES: 21

 

7th
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Sorry I was late, but there was this raccoon that was following me where ever I went, so I had to ditch it. I couldn't come here until it was gone. It would have killed everyone in here. I was thinking of your safety. (see more)
 
DaveO1919
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 6185  VOTES: 22

 

8th
i was late because a fat teacher was blocking the stairs( this IS true) lol (see more)
 
ickky
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 6152  VOTES: 27

 

9th
rosie o'donald wouldn't stop trying to tell me a funny joke (it didnt work) (see more)
 
ICouldTryToBeatYou
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 5989  VOTES: 6

 

10th
it was traffic (but everybody knows that you just live 50 meters away school.) (see more)
 
mport9491
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 6067  VOTES: 15

 

11th
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Well i was "running" down the hall then a cop pulled me over, saying i was over 5 mph over the speed limit. then he gave me a ticket. (see more)
 
spikeblue51
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 2902  VOTES: 8

 

12th
Well i really did wanna come to P.E. ontime but right before I got here i realized I had no underwear on..... (see more)
 
FatalPunishment
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 2850  VOTES: 12

 

13th
I'm a diabetic patient and i had to inject myself insulin.
I said that as long as I showed the teacher a chocolate bar! (see more)
 
sanchezvilla
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 2804  VOTES: 6

 

14th
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I watched Superman last night. He reversed the rotation of the Earth and shifted time backwards so I figured I had at least another couple hours to get to school. So I'm actually early.... (see more)
 
Peanut1488
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 2852  VOTES: 14

 

15th
Got chased by a poodle, fell in a hole, got buried under cement, and missed algebra. (see more)
 
brookandlynnblue
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 2835  VOTES: 12

 

16th
I'm late because I saw a fish drowning so I Tried to teach him to walk. (see more)
 
lawgivah1
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 2876  VOTES: 6

 

17th
I was having sex with my boyfriend. (see more)
 
Missikat
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 2826  VOTES: 6

 

18th
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I was late because I din't want to come to school and see your ugly face, but my parents made me come. :( (see more)
 
Rexican
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 2787  VOTES: 6

 

19th
Well Mr. Teacher, guy, sir... um.... I'm acually not late... you're just early.... did you forget to move the clock one hour further? (see more)
 
dverts1
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 2790  VOTES: 6

 

20th
student: sorry i'm late mam...

professor: and why are you late this time?

student: (while tying a bandage in right wrist) i had to beat my brother up. He wouldn't stop asking questions.. is that all mam?

professor:(trembling) please take your seat.. (x_x) (see more)
 
michimona
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 2813  VOTES: 9



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Comments

ajxx_x
ajxx_x peewee
9 months ago
re: um...
class :)
AbbeyMagpoc
AbbeyMagpoc legend
over 3 years ago
re: Period
description says it all. lmao
mattsn
mattsn franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Raccoon
haha! cool
mattsn
mattsn franchise
over 3 years ago
re: car probs.
lol! nice.
pizzaholic
pizzaholic all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: Period
yeah I use it all the time.........
congaixcutiee
congaixcutiee captain
over 3 years ago
re: Funny reason
hahahhahaa five XDD
peter23lao
peter23lao all-american
over 4 years ago
re: Funny reason
LMAO!!!!
lildimsum7
lildimsum7 varsity
over 4 years ago
re: A real excuse by me
my excuse is pretty stupid; used it today. i got a lot of others in my bag of excuses
Lola6
Lola6 all-star
over 4 years ago
re: Period
haha i always use this 5
LuckyCass
LuckyCass varsity
over 4 years ago
re: Excuse
Ha ha!
ickky
ickky all-star
over 4 years ago
re: Excuse
haha. lol thats a good one
Chelly_90
Chelly_90 pro
over 4 years ago
re: fat teacher
haha... too bad, but i dont think this'll work with any of my teachers
charmLARA
charmLARA HOFer
over 4 years ago
re: fat teacher
haha that made me LOL
charmLARA
charmLARA HOFer
over 4 years ago
re: Drugs
I don't think thats a very good excuse. lol
itsvan
itsvan all-IBY
over 4 years ago
re: Period
haha nice one heat!! 5!
thatgirlaquarius
over 4 years ago
re: Period
Awwww man you took mines! LOL I used to use that one too...LMAO ; -)
jOsHiEOwasHiE
jOsHiEOwasHiE captain
over 4 years ago
re: Raccoon
SOOO FUNNY! So gonna use this! 5 ALIVE for you!
mport9491
mport9491 franchise
over 4 years ago
re: Raccoon
lol i remember this. 5 for you! XD
 
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