Best worst pick up line

"Hey whats up girl. I see you have two eyes... We have something in common"
Still hasn't worked. I got a few giggles though (see more)

so..do you have a myspace? (see more)

fellas, try this: buy a pre-paid cell phone, and hand it to the special young woman and tell them,"I'll call you..."
and be seriuos and honest inside about it, to. confidence is key and charm is a plus... go for it. (see more)

did you fall from heaven,




because you face is f#$%ed up (see more)

call someone to come with you
then put ur hand in his\her face then scratch lightly.......

and say...
oh my god! my butt is itchy!.
hahaha
nice^_^ (see more)

(okay, first you signal for them to come over to you with one finger then say this)

I just made you come with one finger. Imagine wat i could do with the rest of them (see more)

“Great legs, what time do they open?”

“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
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Have you ever played pogs? Well, I got a slammer right here in my pants. (see more)

"I know milk does the body good...
(pause)
...but damn! how much milk you drankin'?" (see more)

Excuse me ? Excuse me ? you droped something then they would say what did i drop then you say this conversation so why don't you pick it up right here. (see more)

if i had a nickel for everytime i seen someone as beautiful as you then i would have 5 cent
lol it works somtimes  (see more)

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together

LOL

I Was Walking by and The sun, Moon, And stars Caught my eye

LOL!!!

I didn't know wut to put soo.. (see more)

This drunk white guy came up to me and said "You know im half black...but only from the waist down!!!" *barf* (see more)

Do you have a mirror in ur pocket? Cuz i could see myself in ur pants (see more)

if you were a booger i would pick u first (see more)

Hey why dont we go into a dark room and see what develops? (see more)

Why dont you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? (see more)

"Did you hear that?"
"What?"
"My heart just skipped a beat!"

(from the movie RAY) (see more)

Um... excuse me miss, your incredible beauty distracted me and I walked into a pole. I'm going to need your phone number for insurance reasons.

two things may happen. She may know you are hitting on her and be cool with that, or she may think you are serious and tell you that she will do anything for you to not involve the law. Either way, you win. (see more)

Can I get your number cuz I lost mine. (see more)