Best IBY poem

I can't connect to I Beat You Sam. There must be something wrong with my LAN. I can't connect when it rains, I can't connect when I'm on the Train. I can't connect on your boat, my Cat-5 was eaten by a goat. I can't connect here or there I CAN'T CONNECT ANYWHERE! (see more)

Ibeat you sometimes I like you sometimes I hate you above all I just. Can't get off the site (see more)

You just got second place, now your gonna frown.
Cuz I got first place and just delivered the beatdown.
Iby is fun so don't take it serious.
There are a couple of haters that get me furious.
Iby competitions are like a race.
Nobody wants to get last place.
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I wrote this poem for I beat you
This is how I feel this is all true
The place is great and real cool
Who wouldn't go on besides a fool
A place where you can have fun
Competitions where you can say "I won"
You can get both foes and friends
I hope they get the messages I send
Entries can be videos,pictures,or text
When I read this I said "What next"
So many people besides me
Damn,here look you gotta see
Grab your keyboard and start to type
go to Ibeatyou.com and join the hype
*My computer slows and I get on my knees*
*Begin to pray as my computer begins to freeze*

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